# If life gives you lemons... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931 "2004-06-24T02:27:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/141 "2004-06-25T08:14:59Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > …than what I’ll be doing tonight. Twice, and once tomorrow morning. > As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death… …I start to wonder why the hell I’m _walking_, and bolt into a run. (apologies to Woody Allen) Love means never having to say… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/142 "2004-06-25T11:27:43Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > …I start to wonder why the hell I’m _walking_, and bolt into a run. (apologies to Woody Allen) > > Love means never having to say… …CRY HAVOC, AND UNLEASH THE DOGS OF WAR!!! Friends, Romans, countrymen! Lend me your… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/143 "2004-06-25T11:58:48Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > …CRY HAVOC, AND UNLEASH THE DOGS OF WAR!!! > Friends, Romans, countrymen! Lend me your… hard earned cash so the country can run up a gazillion dollar national debt it will never repay. “When in the course of human events…” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/144 "2004-06-25T11:59:42Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > …CRY HAVOC, AND UNLEASH THE DOGS OF WAR!!! > Friends, Romans, countrymen! Lend me your… Virginal daughters. The Whole Lot! All for one and one for… ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/145 "2004-06-25T12:42:48Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > “When in the course of human events…” it’s necessary to have sex as often as possible. > [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > All for one and one for… the road. “Now is the time for all good men to…” ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/146 "2004-06-25T12:56:09Z")
> [@DeVena](#): > > “Now is the time for all good men to…” … proceed directly to Draelin’s house, possibly stopping for flowers, chocolates, wine and condoms. There are more things in heaven and earth … ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/147 "2004-06-25T13:03:28Z")
than are offered for sale on ebay (I think!). Double bubble, toil and… ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/148 "2004-06-25T13:06:54Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Double bubble, toil and… … forget this. I’m OUTTA HERE. Neither a borrower nor a lender… ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/149 "2004-06-25T13:45:18Z")
> [@Dragwyr](#): > > … forget this. I’m OUTTA HERE. > > Neither a borrower nor a lender… …can escape the clutches of the IRS. Rain, rain, go away… ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/150 "2004-06-25T13:54:53Z")
> [@vunderbob](#): > > Rain, rain, go away… … I’m wearing my new suede pumps. I scream, you scream … ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/151 "2004-06-25T14:07:39Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > … I’m wearing my new suede pumps. > > I scream, you scream … …after recalling our supressed “Michael Jackson” abuse memories under hypnosis. OOOok-lahoma! Where… ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/152 "2004-06-25T14:11:20Z")
> [@](#): > > I scream, you scream … …Ain’t it fun to be a masochist??? In the end, there can be only… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/153 "2004-06-25T14:15:10Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > …after recalling our supressed “Michael Jackson” abuse memories under hypnosis. > OOOok-lahoma! > Where… where the stench of cattle sweeps across the plain! “Don’t leave me this waaaay…” ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/154 "2004-06-25T14:16:10Z")
> [@verbenabeast](#): > > …Ain’t it fun to be a masochist??? > In the end, there can be only… …my ego. Today is a good day to… ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/155 "2004-06-25T14:22:25Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > “Don’t leave me this waaaay…” … How will I explain the sheep and the chocolate pudding if the neighbors find me tied up here? > [@vunderbob](#): > > Today is a good day to… … chop off your own leg with a chainsaw, because your medical insurance runs out at midnight. (Okay, that was morbid.) Give me liberty or … ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/156 "2004-06-25T14:31:16Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Give me liberty or … …another Jeep in a comparable price range. If it’s too loud, you’re too… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/157 "2004-06-25T14:31:23Z")
vote for Bush! A bird in the hand is worth two in the… ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/158 "2004-06-25T14:35:08Z")
> [@Chastain86](#): > > If it’s too loud, you’re too… … close to the damned speaker, you fool! It’s no use crying over … ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/159 "2004-06-25T14:39:16Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > … close to the damned speaker, you fool! > > It’s no use crying over … the ocean. Your tears just get dissolved in the water. You know what they say about people with… ---
**Author:** ![Esky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@Esky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esky)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/160 "2004-06-25T14:54:03Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > You know what they say about people with… too much money - they’re all unhappy and should allow me to suffer in their gilded place. If it weren’t for… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931.md?page=9)