# If life gives you lemons... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931 "2004-06-24T02:27:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/161 "2004-06-25T14:57:15Z")
> [@Esky](#): > > too much money - they’re all unhappy and should allow me to suffer in their gilded place. > > If it weren’t for… prozac there’d be dead bodies buried all over my backyard. “All the world loves…” ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/162 "2004-06-25T14:59:49Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > A bird in the hand is worth two in the… …Low-interest bank account with overdraft. Not that I’m criticising **Annie** but preview is your friend. 🙂 > [@esky](#): > > If it weren’t for… …this crippling depression I’d be a happy man. You’re too fast, **swampy**. > [@swampbear](#): > > “All the world loves…” …The Fonz. A rose by any other name would… ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/163 "2004-06-25T15:00:48Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > prozac there’d be dead bodies buried all over my backyard. > > “All the world loves…” …my bubbly personality. Some days, it’s just not worth it to… ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/164 "2004-06-25T15:02:41Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > A rose by any other name would… … still be a dead Kennedy. When God shuts a door… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/165 "2004-06-25T15:06:15Z")
> [@vunderbob](#): > > Some days, it’s just not worth it to… Here ya go, **bob** : …be Superman. > [@vunderbob](#): > > When God shuts a door… …he turns on the gas as well. We shall fight them on the… ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/166 "2004-06-25T15:26:11Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > We shall fight them on the… …orders of the President He who fights and runs away… ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/167 "2004-06-25T15:34:53Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > …orders of the President > He who fights and runs away… …will get his ass court-martialed. An ounce of prevention… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/168 "2004-06-25T15:50:27Z")
> [@LeeshaJoy](#): > > …will get his ass court-martialed. > > An ounce of prevention… …means never having to hear “I’m pregnant”. FEE FIE FO… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/169 "2004-06-25T15:55:34Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > …means never having to hear “I’m pregnant”. > > FEE FIE FO… TWOO WUN… BLASTOFF!!! “We hold these truths to be self evident…” ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/170 "2004-06-25T16:25:46Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > “We hold these truths to be self evident…” … all men are created to serve ME. From the Halls of Montezuma … ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/171 "2004-06-25T16:33:05Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > … all men are created to serve ME. > > From the Halls of Montezuma … we will get our revenge. “Send in the clowns…” ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/172 "2004-06-25T16:35:14Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > … all men are created to serve ME. > > From the Halls of Montezuma … Comes the insanity of Monty Python A Bush in the hand… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/173 "2004-06-25T16:41:47Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > “Send in the clowns…” …we launch the water balloons and custard pies at dawn. (well I thought it was funny) > [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > A Bush in the hand… …is like Blair by the balls. The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is… ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/174 "2004-06-25T16:56:53Z")
[qoute=nocturnal\_tick]The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is… [/qoute] Hold your Club with both hands at all times. Sticks and Stones may… ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/175 "2004-06-25T16:57:26Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. > The second rule of Fight Club is… …no running in the halls. Every dark cloud has… ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/176 "2004-06-25T17:01:54Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. > The second rule of Fight Club is… …in an emergency, always remember rule #1. To be, or… ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/177 "2004-06-25T17:03:26Z")
Damn! > [@LeeshaJoy](#): > > Every dark cloud has… … a whole hell of a lot of rain in it. To be, or… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/178 "2004-06-25T17:09:03Z")
> [@Redwing](#): > > Sticks and Stones may… …break my bones, cause internal bleeding, hemorrages, coma and death. > [@Dragwyr](#): > > To be, or… …to pee? That is the question. In case of fire, proceed to… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/179 "2004-06-25T17:11:25Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > …break my bones, cause internal bleeding, hemorrages, coma and death. > > …to pee? That is the question. > In case of fire, proceed to… a direct panic screaming “We’re all gonna Die!” as you go. When approaching a railroad crossing… ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/180 "2004-06-25T17:16:21Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > a direct panic screaming “We’re all gonna Die!” as you go. > > When approaching a railroad crossing… …speed up to make sure you’ll beat the train! I’d rather fight than… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931.md?page=10)