# If life is a rock and the radio rolls me... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2002, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975 "2002-03-30T22:52:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/21 "2002-04-01T08:15:34Z")
Oh, **Billy Rubin** … We had joy, we had fun, We had seasons in the sun… ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/22 "2002-04-01T08:24:11Z")
I like black and white (Dreaming black and white) You like black and white Run run away See the cameleon (Lying there in the sun) All thanks to everyone Run run away, hey! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/23 "2002-04-01T13:28:03Z")
How about: _Drop me a silver in my tambourine help a poor man fill a pretty dream_ or _then I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew) she could make me happy (happy, HAPPY)_ or _S, K, O O B, Y, D, O O Oh oh Oh oh_ Lord only knows what cesspool of memory I dredged _that_ one out of. Of course, now that we’ve got a playlist cobbled together here, we need someone to play this dreck. So: _I am the morning deejay on W - O - L - D (D, D, D, D)_ ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/24 "2002-04-01T14:03:37Z")
I got you ALL BEAT. I’ve been undressed by kings And I’ve seen some things That a woman ain’t s’posed to see… I’ve been to PARADISE But I’ve NEVER BEEN TO MEEEEEEEE!!! You can all kill me. It’s okay. I understand. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/25 "2002-04-01T14:31:04Z")
I can top that: Someone left the cake out in the rain I don’t think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to make it And I’ll never have that recipe AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN! Oh no no! MacArthur Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/26 "2002-04-01T15:48:00Z")
Dont pull your love out on mr baby if you do then i think that maybe ill just lay me down and cry for a thousand years dont pull your love out on me honey take my heart my soul my money but dont leave me to drown here in my tears. Witchie who’s dating herself beyound repair… ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/27 "2002-04-01T15:54:36Z")
\*I got in my car and I drove like mad, till I reached Julie’s place She ran to me, with tears in her eyes, and bruises on her face All at once, I saw him there, sneaking up behind me, WATCH OUT! Then Julie yelled, he’s got a gun, and she stepped in front of me Suddenly, a shot rang out, and I saw Julie falling I ran to her, I held her close, when I looked down, my hands were red, and heres the last words Julie said… Daddy please don’t, it wasn’t his fault, he means so much to me Daddy please don’t, we’re gonna get married…aaahhh…ahhhh ahhhh…ahhhhh Run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run \* Coulda been worse, I coulda pulled “Indian Reservation” on y’all. – Why A Duck (who still insists that the East Side of Chicago is Lake Michigan). ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/28 "2002-04-01T16:03:23Z")
Imagine me and you I do I think about you day and night It’s only right To think about the one you love And hold her tight So Happy Together!!! [SIZE=1]I am so freakin old! ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/29 "2002-04-01T16:11:45Z")
I was born in the wagon of a travelling show my momma used to dance for the money theyd throw daddy would do whatever he cooouuuulllld… preach a little gospel, blah blah something good Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves We’d hear it from the people of the town they’d call us gypsies, tramps and thieves and every night all the men would come around and lay their money dowwwwn Kill me. Now. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/30 "2002-04-01T18:51:52Z")
Okay. Now not only am I feeling _old_, you all have me doubting my sanity. Am I really the only one in the world who used to actually _like_ of these songs? :o :eek: 😕 Now my contribution, since it was brought up: They took the whole Cherokee Nation… (dum dum dum de dum) Locked us on this Reservation… (dum dum dum de dum -_whatever, you know the tune_) _wicked grin_ I’ll be nice and not finish the song. Also so I’ll live through today. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/31 "2002-04-01T19:09:12Z")
_Don’t make me break out Dr. Demento…_ I’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates, You’ve got a brand new key… Breakin’ up is hard to do, Now I know, I know that it’s true… Running Bear dove in the water, Little White Dove did the same… RT - don’t mess with WOLD - it’s sacred! Fenris - MacArthur Park?! low, man, really low ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/32 "2002-04-01T19:09:16Z")
**"Feelings…nothing more than feelings…trying to forget my…feelings of love…"** Is anyone feeling nauseous yet? :wally ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/33 "2002-04-01T20:08:14Z")
we get it almost every night when that moon is big and bright its supernatural delight Everbody was dancin’ in the moonlight… Sigh. Life realy WAS better then. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/34 "2002-04-01T20:15:17Z")
Ok, people. You’re asking for it. This is NOT the heavy artillery. Just a warning shot across your (collective) bow: \* Running Bear Loved Little White Dove With a Love Big as the sky Running Bear Loved Little White Dove With a Love That wouldn’t die. \* Fenris ---
**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/35 "2002-04-01T20:21:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fenris \* > \*\*Running Bear > Loved Little White Dove > With a Love > Big as the sky > Running Bear > Loved Little White Dove > With a Love > That wouldn’t die. > > Fenris \*\* Fenris, dear - please TRY to be original… And, since we want to be nasty… Yooouuuu…Liighhtt…Uppp…Myyyy…Liiiife… **Witch** - was that “Afternoon Delight”? if so…THEIF! ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/36 "2002-04-01T20:28:06Z")
It’s Dancing in the Moonlight **heathen** 😛 heartbeat, its a lovebeat and a lovebeat is a good vibration of a heartbeat its a love beat and when we meet its a good sensation listen to my heart pound listen to my love song beat gettin’ stronger (feel it, feel it) cant hold back any longer… amateurs 😃 [sub]_fixed coding_[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/37 "2002-04-01T20:33:55Z")
Oh yeah? Sylvia’s mother says “Sylvia’s busy” “Too busy to come to the phone” Sylvia’s mother says “Sylvia’s tryin’” “To start a new life of her own” Sylvia’s mother says “Sylvia’s happy” “So why don’t you leave her alone?” And the operator says “40 cents more for the next 3 minutes” Ple-ease Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her I’ll only keep her a while Please Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell 'er goodbye Take that! And if you haven’t had enough, I’ve got _Rhinestone Cowboy_ all queued up. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/38 "2002-04-01T20:44:08Z")
Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up my appetite Looking forward to a little afternoon delight Rubbin’ sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite And the thought of lovin’ you is getting so exciting Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight :::running like hell::: ---
**Author:** ![donnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@donnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donnat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/39 "2002-04-01T21:08:35Z")
there coming to take me away haha there coming to take me away hoho hehe haha… ---
**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975/40 "2002-04-01T21:11:21Z")
That’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia, That’s the night they hung an innocent man. Don’t trust your soul to a backwoods southern lawyer When the judge in the town’s got bloodstains on his hands WARNING: I am ALWAYS the last one standing 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-is-a-rock-and-the-radio-rolls-me/100975.md?page=3)