Oh, Billy Rubin …
We had joy, we had fun,
We had seasons in the sun…
I like black and white
(Dreaming black and white)
You like black and white
Run run away
See the cameleon
(Lying there in the sun)
All thanks to everyone
Run run away, hey!
How about:
Drop me a silver in my tambourine
help a poor man fill a pretty dream
or
then I knew
(I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew)
she could make me happy
(happy, HAPPY)
or
S, K, O O
B, Y, D, O O
Oh oh
Oh oh
Lord only knows what cesspool of memory I dredged that one out of.
Of course, now that we’ve got a playlist cobbled together here, we need someone to play this dreck. So:
I am the morning deejay
on W - O - L - D (D, D, D, D)
I got you ALL BEAT.
I’ve been undressed by kings
And I’ve seen some things
That a woman ain’t s’posed to see…
I’ve been to PARADISE
But I’ve NEVER BEEN TO MEEEEEEEE!!!
You can all kill me. It’s okay. I understand.
I can top that:
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to make it
And I’ll never have that recipe AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!
Oh no no!
MacArthur Fenris
Dont pull your love out on mr baby
if you do then i think that maybe ill
just lay me down
and cry for a thousand years
dont pull your love out on me honey
take my heart my soul my money
but dont leave me to drown here in my tears.
Witchie who’s dating herself beyound repair…
*I got in my car and I drove like mad, till I reached Julie’s place
She ran to me, with tears in her eyes, and bruises on her face
All at once, I saw him there, sneaking up behind me, WATCH OUT!
Then Julie yelled, he’s got a gun, and she stepped in front of me
Suddenly, a shot rang out, and I saw Julie falling
I ran to her, I held her close, when I looked down, my hands were red,
and heres the last words Julie said…
Daddy please don’t, it wasn’t his fault, he means so much to me
Daddy please don’t, we’re gonna get married…aaahhh…ahhhh
ahhhh…ahhhhh
Run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run
*
Coulda been worse, I coulda pulled “Indian Reservation” on y’all.
– Why A Duck (who still insists that the East Side of Chicago is Lake Michigan).
Imagine me and you
I do
I think about you day and night
It’s only right
To think about the one you love
And hold her tight
So Happy Together!!!
[SIZE=1]I am so freakin old!
I was born in the wagon of a travelling show
my momma used to dance for the money theyd throw
daddy would do whatever he cooouuuulllld…
preach a little gospel, blah blah something good
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
We’d hear it from the people of the town
they’d call us
gypsies, tramps and thieves
and every night all the men would come around
and lay their money dowwwwn
Kill me. Now.
Okay. Now not only am I feeling old, you all have me doubting my sanity. Am I really the only one in the world who used to actually like of these songs? :o :eek: 
Now my contribution, since it was brought up:
They took the whole Cherokee Nation… (dum dum dum de dum)
Locked us on this Reservation… (dum dum dum de dum -whatever, you know the tune)
wicked grin
I’ll be nice and not finish the song. Also so I’ll live through today. 
Don’t make me break out Dr. Demento…
I’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates,
You’ve got a brand new key…
Breakin’ up is hard to do,
Now I know, I know that it’s true…
Running Bear dove in the water,
Little White Dove did the same…
RT - don’t mess with WOLD - it’s sacred!
Fenris - MacArthur Park?! low, man, really low
"Feelings…nothing more than feelings…trying to forget my…feelings of love…"
Is anyone feeling nauseous yet?
:wally
we get it almost every night
when that moon is big and bright
its supernatural delight
Everbody was dancin’ in the moonlight…
Sigh. Life realy WAS better then.
Ok, people.
You’re asking for it.
This is NOT the heavy artillery. Just a warning shot across your (collective) bow:
*
Running Bear
Loved Little White Dove
With a Love
Big as the sky
Running Bear
Loved Little White Dove
With a Love
That wouldn’t die.
*
Fenris
Fenris, dear - please TRY to be original…
And, since we want to be nasty…
Yooouuuu…Liighhtt…Uppp…Myyyy…Liiiife…
Witch - was that “Afternoon Delight”? if so…THEIF!
It’s Dancing in the Moonlight heathen
heartbeat, its a lovebeat
and a lovebeat
is a good vibration of a heartbeat
its a love beat
and when we meet
its a good sensation
listen to my heart pound
listen to my love song
beat gettin’ stronger
(feel it, feel it)
cant hold back any longer…
amateurs 
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Oh yeah?
Sylvia’s mother says “Sylvia’s busy”
“Too busy to come to the phone”
Sylvia’s mother says “Sylvia’s tryin’”
“To start a new life of her own”
Sylvia’s mother says “Sylvia’s happy”
“So why don’t you leave her alone?”
And the operator says “40 cents more for the next 3 minutes”
Ple-ease Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her
I’ll only keep her a while
Please Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell 'er goodbye
Take that!
And if you haven’t had enough, I’ve got Rhinestone Cowboy all queued up.
Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin’ sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
And the thought of lovin’ you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
:::running like hell:::
there coming to take me away haha
there coming to take me away hoho hehe haha…
That’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia,
That’s the night they hung an innocent man.
Don’t trust your soul to a backwoods southern lawyer
When the judge in the town’s got bloodstains on his hands
WARNING:
I am ALWAYS the last one standing 