# If Pink Floyd was giving financial advice ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 7, 2018, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940 "2018-09-07T11:46:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ganeshbelowradar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ganeshbelowradar/32/98_2.png) [@Ganeshbelowradar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganeshbelowradar)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/1 "2018-09-07T11:46:31Z")
\*Pink Floyd giving financial advice: “Careful with That Tax Eugene” Pink Floyd giving farming advice “Careful with That Ox Eugene” Pink Floyd giving witchcraft advice “Careful with That Hex Eugene” Pink Floyd giving marital advice “Careful with That Ex Eugene” Inappropriate confused biologist advice: Careful With that Ex Huge Gene? Brazilian advice: Careful with that wax Eugene. Swedish fishmonger’s advice “Careful with that lox you Gene!” Modern Communication Advice Careful with that text Eugene ! Feel free to add more … :smack: \* ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/2 "2018-09-07T14:19:55Z")
_Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash_ ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/3 "2018-09-07T15:29:33Z")
I’d think more along the lines of investing in crazy diamonds. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/4 "2018-09-07T15:50:35Z")
Someone has given bad advice: One of these days I’m going to cut you into little pieces. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/5 "2018-09-07T15:56:49Z")
Movie projection advice: “Careful with that IMAX Eugene!” Not so modern communication advice: “Careful with that fax Eugene!” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/6 "2018-09-07T17:05:43Z")
When dealing with cancer cells used medical reseach: Careful with Henrietta Lacks, Eugene. How to deal with a jail cell with too many people? “Free Four.” Where should we go on vacation? “San Tropez.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/7 "2018-09-07T17:29:23Z")
What should I invest in? How much should I invest? How do I know when to sell? Oh, man… Breathe ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/8 "2018-09-07T17:45:02Z")
Don’t binge eat, you could choke: “Careful with those [Jax](https://www.amazon.com/Bachman-Cheddar-Cheese-Puffed-Curls/dp/B00CVLCC8O), Eugene.” Pay attention at Band Camp “Careful with that [sax](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnl4lKodB9k), Eugene.” ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/9 "2018-09-07T17:50:28Z")
Thread relocated from IMHO to Thread Games. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/10 "2018-09-08T02:09:22Z")
If Pink Floyd was giving advice on how to avoid spreading a cold… “Careful with that achoo, Gene” ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/11 "2018-09-08T23:51:47Z")
Construction advice: another brick -------- naah, too easy. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/12 "2018-09-09T17:53:36Z")
If Pink Floyd was giving advice on whether or not to sponsor a charity: “Don’t give me any of that do-goody-good bullshit.” If Pink Floyd was giving advice on natural fertilizers: “Don’t give me any of that do-goody-good bullshit.” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/13 "2018-09-10T03:57:07Z")
If Pink Floyd were a plumber: Careful with that crack, Eugene. If Pink Floyd were a hit man: Careful with that whack, Eugene. If Pink Floyd were pleading the 5th: Careful with those facts, Eugene. If Pink Floyd worked for AAA: Careful with that jack, Eugene. If Pink Floyd were a doctor trying to immunize Jenny McCarthy’s kid: Careful with that vax, Eugene. If Pink Floyd were diabetic: Careful with that Twix, Eugene. ---
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/14 "2018-09-10T04:51:45Z")
If Pink Floyd were lip readers, I can see your lips move, but I can’t hear what you are saying, Eugene. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/15 "2018-09-10T05:06:24Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Construction advice: another brick -------- naah, too easy. If Pink Floyd were anesthetists… ---
**Author:** ![Ganeshbelowradar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ganeshbelowradar/32/98_2.png) [@Ganeshbelowradar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganeshbelowradar)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/16 "2018-09-11T09:41:37Z")
> [@Oly](#): > > If Pink Floyd were a plumber: > Careful with that crack, Eugene. > > If Pink Floyd were a hit man: > Careful with that whack, Eugene. > > If Pink Floyd were pleading the 5th: > Careful with those facts, Eugene. > > If Pink Floyd worked for AAA: > Careful with that jack, Eugene. > > If Pink Floyd were a doctor trying to immunize Jenny McCarthy’s kid: > Careful with that vax, Eugene. > > If Pink Floyd were diabetic: > Careful with that Twix, Eugene. corkers :] ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/17 "2018-09-11T16:01:35Z")
If Pink FLoyd was being Pink Floyd: Careful with that sax Eugene ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/18 "2018-09-11T16:03:30Z")
If Pink Floyd was campaign director for the dems in the 1968 election: Careful with those attacks, Eugene ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/19 "2018-09-11T20:47:26Z")
Working on the railroad: Careful with the tracks, Eugene ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/20 "2018-09-11T21:00:41Z")
If Pink Floyd was giving Zoe advice on handling an experimental drug, they’d say “Careful with that Pax, you Gina”. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940.md?page=2)