# If Pink Floyd was giving financial advice ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 7, 2018, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940 "2018-09-07T11:46:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/21 "2018-09-12T02:39:19Z")
If Pink Floyd were trying to genetically modify the human genome to create a super species of hyper intelligent Amazonian wonder women: Careful with that XX eugenics, Eugene. ---
**Author:** ![Ganeshbelowradar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ganeshbelowradar/32/98_2.png) [@Ganeshbelowradar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganeshbelowradar)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/22 "2018-09-12T07:19:38Z")
> [@gkster](#): > > Working on the railroad: > > Careful with the tracks, Eugene or if he was a junkie :] “Careful with those tracks Eugene” ---
**Author:** ![Ganeshbelowradar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ganeshbelowradar/32/98_2.png) [@Ganeshbelowradar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganeshbelowradar)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/23 "2018-09-12T07:22:57Z")
if Pink Floyd were giving advice to Eugene on his forthcoming camping outing: “Careful with those ticks Eugene” ---
**Author:** ![Ganeshbelowradar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ganeshbelowradar/32/98_2.png) [@Ganeshbelowradar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganeshbelowradar)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/24 "2018-09-12T09:17:45Z")
Obese Eugene: “Careful with those Twix Eugene” ---
**Author:** ![Ganeshbelowradar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ganeshbelowradar/32/98_2.png) [@Ganeshbelowradar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganeshbelowradar)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/25 "2018-09-12T11:18:21Z")
Pink Floyd as furriers “Careful with those minx Eugene” ---
**Author:** ![Ganeshbelowradar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ganeshbelowradar/32/98_2.png) [@Ganeshbelowradar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganeshbelowradar)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/26 "2018-09-12T11:22:45Z")
and one more as Dodgy Catholic Bishops “Careful with those monks Eugene” ---
**Author:** ![Ganeshbelowradar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ganeshbelowradar/32/98_2.png) [@Ganeshbelowradar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganeshbelowradar)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/27 "2018-09-12T11:24:57Z")
improved Obese Eugene: “Careful with those Twix Huge Gene” ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/28 "2018-09-18T01:38:04Z")
Carful with those axles, Eugene ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/29 "2018-09-18T01:44:23Z")
Careful with that egg , oogeny ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/30 "2018-09-18T01:49:19Z")
Kafir with that text,muhamadgene ---
**Author:** ![Ganeshbelowradar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ganeshbelowradar/32/98_2.png) [@Ganeshbelowradar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganeshbelowradar)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/31 "2018-10-13T15:14:57Z")
careful with latex Eugene! ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/32 "2018-10-13T15:39:08Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > Careful with that egg , oogeny brilliant ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/33 "2018-10-14T05:58:02Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > brilliant Ty 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/34 "2018-10-14T06:36:25Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > Ty 🙂 You need to work on something with Phil Collins and spermatogenesis now. ---
**Author:** ![Ganeshbelowradar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ganeshbelowradar/32/98_2.png) [@Ganeshbelowradar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganeshbelowradar)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2018, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/35 "2018-10-28T12:20:22Z")
Fattist post-divorce marital advice: “Careful with fat Ex Huge Jean” Mid-70s Israeli advice “Careful with Fatah Eugene” Parcel distribution advice: “Careful with Fedex Eugene” #CarefulEugene [FB] ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/36 "2019-03-29T04:14:48Z")
A woman realizes that joining a convent was a good idea: “I have become, comfortably nun” Bad spaceship idea: “Set the controls for the heart of the sun” Someone who believes jet airplanes are being used to spread poisons: “[they] Set the chemtrails for the heartiest stun” Walls are a good place for sex: “Rut, rut, rut, rut” Not doing too good at doing it right: “Muddle” What every ship needs: “Anchors” Multiple personality disorder, with a confused persona: “One of me’s dazed” ---
**Author:** ![Ganeshbelowradar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ganeshbelowradar/32/98_2.png) [@Ganeshbelowradar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganeshbelowradar)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/37 "2019-07-21T10:46:43Z")
“careful with syntax Huge Gene” ---
**Author:** ![Ganeshbelowradar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ganeshbelowradar/32/98_2.png) [@Ganeshbelowradar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganeshbelowradar)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/38 "2019-07-21T10:54:58Z")
> [@Mr\_Zox](#): > > A woman realizes that joining a convent was a good idea: > “I have become, comfortably nun” > Someone who believes jet airplanes are being used to spread poisons: > “[they] Set the chemtrails for the heartiest stun” > > Multiple personality disorder, with a confused persona: > “One of me’s dazed” love those 3 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/39 "2019-08-18T13:04:44Z")
To an asshole who tries to steal from a dollar store: All in all, you’re just another prick in the mall In a house of ill repute: All in all, you’re just another trick in the stall ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-pink-floyd-was-giving-financial-advice/820940/40 "2019-08-18T13:21:30Z")
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