# If SDMB was a bush on a corner and Dopers were dogs. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 2, 2014, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738 "2014-01-02T21:48:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/1 "2014-01-02T21:48:22Z")
Hey, this is mine. Every time I pass this, I’ll say it again. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/2 "2014-01-02T22:01:20Z")
Piss Piss [RIGHT]Piss[/RIGHT] Piss. (This is my area) ---
**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/3 "2014-01-02T22:08:54Z")
sniff sniff…Hmm, smells like garygnu and Shakes were here. I’ll let 'em know I stopped by pissssss. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/4 "2014-01-02T23:23:02Z")
Interesting username/post combo there, **Shakes**. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/5 "2014-01-03T00:20:26Z")
_Dog tags ring, are you listening? In the lane, snow is glistening. It’s yellow, not white, I’ve been here tonight, Marking out my winter wonderland!_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/6 "2014-01-03T00:39:43Z")
Gotta go! Time to check my p-mail! ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/7 "2014-01-03T00:59:32Z")
Lessee… I passed this bush earlier… What!? Other dogs pissed on my bush? Piss. This is mine. ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/8 "2014-01-03T03:33:19Z")
“Well 'ello boys!” _squats_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/9 "2014-01-03T03:37:44Z")
What are you doing? This is my territory! Get out! Out! Out out out! :: lunges :: ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/10 "2014-01-03T03:56:33Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/kI4yoXyb1_M/maxresdefault.jpg "Dog Wants a Kitty") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI4yoXyb1_M) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/11 "2014-01-03T07:06:33Z")
> [@SerafinaPekala](#): > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI4yoXyb1\_M](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI4yoXyb1_M) That’s one of the cutest things I’ve seen in a long time!😃 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/12 "2014-01-03T13:33:48Z")
I’ve long suspected that many of you haven’t been toilet trained. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/13 "2014-01-04T03:28:24Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I’ve long suspected that many of you haven’t been toilet trained. 😛 Why flush perfectly good urine down the toilet? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/14 "2014-01-04T03:41:05Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > Why flush perfectly good urine down the toilet? Yeah! Ruins a perfectly-good drinking fountain! Woof! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/15 "2014-01-04T09:12:53Z")
At our local dog park I’ve seen dogs pee directly into bowls of water that have been set out, as the park has a fountain. Other dogs will then lap up the water if owners can’t get there in time to pour it out and clean the bowl. ---
**Author:** ![Jesse\_Pinkman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@Jesse\_Pinkman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesse_Pinkman)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/16 "2014-01-04T11:24:27Z")
I can’t imagine anything would be that different. I know I still wouldn’t be able to get laid… ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/17 "2014-01-04T14:22:07Z")
> [@Jesse\_Pinkman](#): > > I can’t imagine anything would be that different. I know I still wouldn’t be able to get laid… Another dog will come along and hump you, don’t you worry. ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/18 "2014-01-04T15:08:41Z")
> [@Jesse\_Pinkman](#): > > I can’t imagine anything would be that different. I know I still wouldn’t be able to get laid… JP, Ive said it before and [Ill say it again](http://i.imgur.com/lV8Mp.gif). Your constant word vomit is annoying. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/19 "2014-01-04T15:21:30Z")
> [@Jesse\_Pinkman](#): > > I can’t imagine anything would be that different. I know I still wouldn’t be able to get laid… We’ve told you politely to stop with the “poor me” schtick. You’ve used up the last bit of mod tolerance for it. **twickster** , MPSIMS moderator ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/20 "2014-01-04T15:33:12Z")
I’m over here with the socialized dogs. I don’t want you unsocialized dogs over here fucking up our nice, fair ball game. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738.md?page=2)