# If SDMB was a bush on a corner and Dopers were dogs. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 2, 2014, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738 "2014-01-02T21:48:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/21 "2014-01-04T16:12:53Z")
WooHoo!! I’m a just gonna hang out and lick my balls!!! ETA: tennis balls, sickos! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/22 "2014-01-04T16:28:43Z")
I only seem dangerous. I’m not actually dangerous. Life can be hard when you’re a pit bull. I found some cookies in a nearby garbage can and I dragged them out for us all to share. ---
**Author:** ![Jesse\_Pinkman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@Jesse\_Pinkman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesse_Pinkman)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/23 "2014-01-04T17:16:48Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > We’ve told you politely to stop with the “poor me” schtick. You’ve used up the last bit of mod tolerance for it. > > **twickster** , MPSIMS moderator Well I suck at everything else, why would following directions be any different? Go ahead and fucking ban me, I don’t care. Either way I’m dying alone so it’s not like it matters. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/24 "2014-01-04T17:35:46Z")
> [@Jesse\_Pinkman](#): > > Well I suck at everything else, why would following directions be any different? > > Go ahead and fucking ban me, I don’t care. Either way I’m dying alone so it’s not like it matters. [Linda Ronstadt says hi.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srpwqf2MWAw) ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/25 "2014-01-04T18:14:14Z")
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY, SOMEBODY STOP EMILY G!!! That little kid just wandered over to grab a cookie and EMILYG IS SHAKING THE GODDAMN LIVING HELL OUT OF HIM!!! Oh, my god, please somebody stop her!! The carnage! ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/26 "2014-01-04T18:17:24Z")
This is still mine. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/27 "2014-01-04T18:28:08Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > [Linda Ronstadt says hi.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srpwqf2MWAw) If you want to take potshots at another poster, do so in the Pit, pls. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/28 "2014-01-04T19:35:15Z")
/bragging sing-song voice [Hey guys, guess what _ **I** _ had for dinner last night! Don’t believe me? Here, have a whiff of this!] \bragging sing-song ::assumes tri-pod stance:: ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/29 "2014-01-04T19:55:53Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > If you want to take potshots at another poster, do so in the Pit, pls. Sorry. Wasn’t actually meant as a potshot, but I get the idea. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/30 "2014-01-04T20:26:31Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY, SOMEBODY STOP EMILY G!!! > > That little kid just wandered over to grab a cookie and EMILYG IS SHAKING THE GODDAMN LIVING HELL OUT OF HIM!!! Oh, my god, please somebody stop her!! The carnage! I was just trying to prevent him from eating the cookie, seeing that humans are so uptight about eating stuff that has the least amount of dirt on it or that’s been in the garbage. Also I wanted that cookie, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/31 "2014-01-05T01:42:50Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > This is still mine. Sniff. Just checking…🆒 ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/32 "2014-01-05T02:35:16Z")
Moving over to the bushes - checking the pee-mail. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/33 "2014-01-05T02:47:07Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > Moving over to the bushes - checking the pee-mail. Rowf! Rowf rowf! Mine! I had that joke first! Bark bark bark bark bark! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/34 "2014-01-05T03:31:53Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Rowf! Rowf rowf! Mine! I had that joke first! Bark bark bark bark bark! Oh yeah? Well check how much higher mine is! Big dogs don’t have to be smart!! ::nearly tips over trying to pee as high as possible :: ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738/35 "2014-01-05T05:21:21Z")
Well, in this cold weather, I just hope nobody catches ammonia… =d&r= [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sdmb-was-a-bush-on-a-corner-and-dopers-were-dogs/677738.md?page=1)