# If sequential threads really existed... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 22, 2006, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728 "2006-05-22T10:28:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/21 "2006-05-26T10:36:06Z")
\*\*There’ve been no squcky autopsy threads lately “For some reason” I’m kind of wishing my dad would die \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/22 "2006-05-26T13:07:55Z")
**Online pedophiles & their expectations of success when setting up meetings with kids Advice For Teens Flying Alone?** Ick. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/23 "2006-05-26T13:38:38Z")
Cafe Society: \*\*Songs that accurately describe your feelings. Desperation \*\* I believe it’s called “Desperado” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/24 "2006-05-26T14:11:57Z")
\*\*And the award for “Dirtiest Joke on Network Television” goes to… Xtf? \*\* X-files the Fuck? ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/25 "2006-05-26T17:20:52Z")
In IMHO: **Online pedophiles & their expectations of success when setting up meetings with kids Entertaining teenagers - Help needed!** ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/26 "2006-05-28T00:53:35Z")
IMHO Juxto: **Is the term “Old Negro Spiritual” Still PC? Do people still rap to themselves?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/27 "2006-05-28T12:59:57Z")
On [CNN.com](http://CNN.com)’s headline listing: **Dad throws two kids, self off 15th floor balcony First-time skydiver falls to her death** ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/28 "2006-05-28T21:33:01Z")
From the humble opinion thingy: **I may have found my new Vehicle: Behold the Toyota FJ…opinions please.** **Why the bad reputation of Toyota dealers?** ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2006, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/29 "2006-05-29T00:50:16Z")
I just saw this and had to run over here and post it: \*\*My Husband and I are at [an] impasse (relationship-wise) Gun People: Help me pick a shotgun\*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/30 "2006-05-29T02:44:19Z")
**you know you’re getting old when… "Sheriff Herb Says Kill!"** I hate them @@#%&\*!! old people and their Matlock! ---
**Author:** ![CMiller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@CMiller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CMiller)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2006, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/31 "2006-05-29T10:41:21Z")
Retirement Communities, StD’s and the little blue pill Old People Getting it on and Spreading Contagion (no pictures, don’t worry) ---
**Author:** ![CMiller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@CMiller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CMiller)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2006, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/32 "2006-05-29T10:43:03Z")
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006 What’s for dinner tonight? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2006, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/33 "2006-05-29T15:25:14Z")
General Questions: \*\* Hanging a heavy picture, do I need to find a ‘stud’? On Pope John Paul’s sainthood \*\* That is so wrong on so many levels ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/34 "2006-05-29T16:24:22Z")
GQ: \*\*Bestiality question Why do crazy ladies often have cats? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/35 "2006-05-29T19:21:12Z")
**Bionic bunny penises As good as it gets…** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/36 "2006-05-30T11:57:58Z")
IMHO:\*\* Jewish cultural questions Is Jap a perjorative in this day and age?\*\* No! They’ve reclaimed the term to take the sting off of it! ;j ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/37 "2006-05-30T17:26:36Z")
Cafe Society \*\* And the award for “Dirtiest Joke on Network Television” goes to… Why no menstral porn? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/38 "2006-05-30T19:30:37Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*Bosda’s Anagram. Guess my name. Cause of Injury? Cheese \*\*John Cleese! No, ummm, Who Moved My Cheese! No, too easy. Wait, “He Causes Juice!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/39 "2006-05-30T21:52:49Z")
MPSIMS: \*\* Toads like to be stroked Toot your own horns, Dopers! \*\* But I’m so _lonely_ ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/40 "2006-05-30T22:13:23Z")
Geez, take a look at these FIVE sequential threads! **Getting A Gay “Vibe” From Girlfriend’s New Boyfriend I Think I may have a Speech Impediment and it’s Destroying My Life I shaved my head Is he, in fact… Just Not That Into Me? Five people in Saudi Arabia just got Sex Reassignment Surgery** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728.md?page=3)