# If sequential threads really existed...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 22, 2006, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728 "2006-05-22T10:28:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/41 "2006-05-31T04:08:19Z")

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\*\*World’s most beautiful baby born to Jolie and Pitt

Yes! Yes! What went around came around!

World’s most beautiful baby born to RickJay \*\*

That kid gets around.

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**Author:** ![Gorgonzola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e480ec/32.png) [@Gorgonzola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgonzola)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/42 "2006-05-31T05:22:46Z")

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General Questions from the Netherworld:

\*\*What The Hell Stung Me? (Insect ID w/Pics)  
How the HELL is this instrument practical? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/43 "2006-05-31T08:53:42Z")

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**What would YOU use to get this gunk off?  
Ladies, how to explain that I don’t “come” often (TMI)**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/44 "2006-05-31T10:08:44Z")

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\*\*So, You Want to Rule the World…

Hypothetical ethical issue with employer: a poll \*\*

I guess this would be on the application at the henchmen employment agency.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/45 "2006-05-31T18:25:55Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> **Dad throws two kids, self off 15th floor balcony  
> First-time skydiver falls to her death**

Man, that one had me shaking with laughter.  
\*\*Let’s update the Top Dog menu  
I’m In The Market For A New Cat \*\*

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2006, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/46 "2006-06-01T01:43:29Z")

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Just now in the Cafe:

\*\*whats the dirtiest movie (non porn) you have seen ?  
Ross Sisters’ “Solid Potato Salad.” Must be seen to be believed. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2006, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/47 "2006-06-01T02:37:10Z")

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MPSIMS:

**Hand shaking likes and dislikes.  
Gah! Fingernails!**

That _had_ to be on purpose.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/48 "2006-06-02T09:41:19Z")

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\*\*Hmm, what to get Dad for Father’s Day?  
The three -gry words \*\*

He’ll be _delighted_.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-sequential-threads-really-existed/357728/49 "2006-06-02T14:07:28Z")

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\*\*Long Distance Relationships  
What’s the best way to move a chair from Dallas, TX to Canton, OH? \*\*

So you and your chair are getting together?

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