# If Shirley Ujest had married AskNott... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 16, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766 "2003-05-16T20:28:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/1 "2003-05-16T20:28:51Z")
If **Shirley Ujest** had married **AskNott,** she’d be **Shirley Nott.** Got some other interesting name matches?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/2 "2003-05-16T20:32:05Z")
If Oprah Winfrey had married Deepak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/3 "2003-05-16T20:42:04Z")
If **gundy** married **sol grundy** , she’d be **gundy grundy**. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/4 "2003-05-16T20:43:17Z")
You could have **Scribble BoldfaceType**. ---
**Author:** ![Frank\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Frank\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_2)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/5 "2003-05-16T20:49:58Z")
If my uncle’s girlfriend married him she’d be Rose Rose. Oh wait, she did marry him. 🙂 Yes, I have an aunt named Rose Rose. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/6 "2003-05-16T20:53:14Z")
Heh, there’s Rose piddle in her toilet? ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/7 "2003-05-16T21:21:22Z")
If Tuesday Weld married Joe Friday, she’d be Tuesday Friday. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/8 "2003-05-16T21:22:25Z")
REally funny, btw, Scribble. ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/9 "2003-05-16T21:32:15Z")
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader. (I stole that from somewhere.) ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/10 "2003-05-16T21:50:29Z")
If **Green Bean** married **Bryan Ekers**. she’d be **Green Ekers**. Of course, if she married **minty green** … If **The Wrong Girl** married **Steve Wright**. she’d be **The Wrong Wright**. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/11 "2003-05-16T21:59:56Z")
If **Miss Creant** married **Mr. Cynical** , she’d be a SUCKER! [sum]erm. um. carry on. [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/12 "2003-05-16T22:36:36Z")
Surely you jest! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/13 "2003-05-17T00:48:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by essvee \* > \*\*If Tuesday Weld married Joe Friday, she’d be Tuesday Friday. \*\* If she married Hal March II, she’d be Tuesday March the Second. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/14 "2003-05-17T01:04:08Z")
If **yojimbo** married **DeadPirateJimbo** , he’d be **yoJimbo**. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/15 "2003-05-17T01:15:30Z")
If **Bad News Baboon** married **Davebear** , she’d be a **Bad News Bear**. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/16 "2003-05-17T01:20:19Z")
You could have **Octavia Bunion Smythe Esq. The Vorlon Ambassador’s Aide**. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/17 "2003-05-17T01:23:49Z")
I’m **safe**! Thank you Hay-Soos! No way can anyone match Quasimodem with any name on SDMB! It’s a **good** sign! **Gotta** be! 😛 Q ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/18 "2003-05-17T02:02:02Z")
well, you and I could hook up and pull some **quasitwicks** … ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/19 "2003-05-17T02:19:15Z")
If I married **LouisB** , would I be **featherlouisB**? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/20 "2003-05-17T02:21:05Z")
(Okay, it sounded funny to me.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766.md?page=2)