# If Shirley Ujest had married AskNott... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 16, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766 "2003-05-16T20:28:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/21 "2003-05-17T02:23:33Z")
If **CrazyCatLady** married **MeanOldLady** , would they both be **CrazyMeanOldCatLadies**? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/22 "2003-05-17T03:01:43Z")
I saw this one once: Olivia Newton John marries Wayne Newton, then divorces him and marries Elton John (JUST for the sake of names, of course!) Olivia Newton John Newton John! ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/23 "2003-05-17T03:12:36Z")
Have I really been here so long that someone’s copying one of my [threads](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68615)? ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/24 "2003-05-17T03:50:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MeanOldLady \* > \*\*If **yojimbo** married **DeadPirateJimbo** , he’d be **yoJimbo**. \*\* News of my death has been greatly exaggerated. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/25 "2003-05-17T03:57:52Z")
:smack: My mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/26 "2003-05-17T04:08:12Z")
I’m not sure anyone can match me up with someone. Then again, I haven’t done any serious research (as **Spoz** likes to call it) on the whole matter, either. So, anyone want to try? F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/27 "2003-05-17T04:48:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MeanOldLady \* > \*\*:smack: My mistake. \*\* No offense taken. It’s nice just to be noticed. Incidentally, I am married to **featherlou**. Does that make me **featherPirateJimbo**? Or her **Dread Pirate lou**? Hmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/28 "2003-05-17T05:15:40Z")
Alright, here’s my go at both of yuz - if **Flamsterette\_X** married **Quasimodem** , she’d become **Flamstermodem\_X**. HAH! (Oh, shut up.) ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/29 "2003-05-17T05:45:19Z")
If **AntaresJB** married **World Eater** , could she go by **Ant Eater**? And if she got divorced and married **erislover** , would it be **Ant Eater Lover**? ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/30 "2003-05-17T06:02:36Z")
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono (while he was still alive, of course), she’d be **Yoko Ono Bono**. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/31 "2003-05-17T06:43:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > \*\*Alright, here’s my go at both of yuz - if **Flamsterette\_X** married **Quasimodem** , she’d become **Flamstermodem\_X**. HAH! > > (Oh, shut up.) \*\* Hmm. I don’t know about that… but thanks for trying! F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/32 "2003-05-17T07:50:00Z")
Ooo! _Jumps up and down waving her arms excitedly_ Do me too! ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/33 "2003-05-17T11:07:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > \*\*If **CrazyCatLady** married **MeanOldLady** , would they both be **CrazyMeanOldCatLadies**? \*\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/34 "2003-05-17T11:27:17Z")
Who could I marry? ---
**Author:** ![dono](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@dono](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dono)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/35 "2003-05-17T15:18:40Z")
If **booklover** married **auntie em** , then divorced her and married me, s/he’d\* be: **book em dono**! Not that there’s anything _wrong_ with that! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/36 "2003-05-17T15:27:44Z")
_ **Ladies and gentlemen, we have a WINNAH!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Second\_Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Guest)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/37 "2003-05-17T15:33:29Z")
So, if I married **Jonathan Chance** … Nope. Not even for a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/38 "2003-05-17T19:11:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Quasimodem \* > \*\*I’m **safe**! Thank you Hay-Soos! > > No way can anyone match Quasimodem with any name on SDMB! > > It’s a **good** sign! **Gotta** be! > 😛 > > Q \*\* Marry me and you can be Quasimotto. And oldie but a goodie: if Princess Lee Radziwell had married Lee Marvin, she’d have been Princess Lee Marvin. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/39 "2003-05-17T21:32:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > \*\*Ooo! _Jumps up and down waving her arms excitedly_ Do me too! \*\* If **Cougarfang** had wed **shep proudfoot,** she’d be **Cougarfoot.** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766/40 "2003-05-18T01:18:49Z")
If \*\*Penn \*\* from Penn and Teller married \*\*Scylla \*\* Then they’d be \*\*PennScylla \*\* That was just awful. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-shirley-ujest-had-married-asknott/175766.md?page=3)