# If size matters, then I don't want anything to do with it! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-size-matters-then-i-dont-want-anything-to-do-with-it/34238 "2000-09-23T03:16:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-size-matters-then-i-dont-want-anything-to-do-with-it/34238/21 "2000-09-24T02:56:11Z")
But it just wouldn’t match anything in my room. I’d have to get it in some really unnatural color for it to work. But it would be a fun gift. But that “easy cleanup” line has got to go. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-size-matters-then-i-dont-want-anything-to-do-with-it/34238/22 "2000-09-24T03:27:14Z")
> [@](#): > > No offense hypergirl, but if that thing fits… Just dive right in, head first! ::splash:: ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-size-matters-then-i-dont-want-anything-to-do-with-it/34238/23 "2000-09-24T04:00:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*No offense hypergirl, but if that thing fits, uhhhhh, I don’t even want to finish that thought. \*\* Arg. I didn’t mean that. I just need something warm and fuzzy to sleep with. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-size-matters-then-i-dont-want-anything-to-do-with-it/34238/24 "2000-09-24T04:51:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Arg. I didn’t mean that. I just need something warm and fuzzy to sleep with. \*\* _rushes to say this before any other male does_ I’m warm and fuzzy! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-size-matters-then-i-dont-want-anything-to-do-with-it/34238/25 "2000-09-24T19:01:11Z")
Woohoo. Is that an offer? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-size-matters-then-i-dont-want-anything-to-do-with-it/34238/26 "2000-09-24T19:08:39Z")
Was it just me, or did it look like a giant mushroom? It was also discussed at snopes… ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-size-matters-then-i-dont-want-anything-to-do-with-it/34238/27 "2000-09-24T22:57:45Z")
there really is a market for everything! ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-size-matters-then-i-dont-want-anything-to-do-with-it/34238/28 "2000-09-25T01:52:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Woohoo. Is that an offer? \*\* Darned right it is! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-size-matters-then-i-dont-want-anything-to-do-with-it/34238/29 "2000-09-25T02:00:51Z")
Okay I am single, don’t have a boyfriend but sleeping with a big fuzzy dick just somehow doesn’t do it for me. I need the real thing! Smooth and in the groove. Although, it might make for good conversation with your women friends LOL…I have a friend I might actually get this for (she’d kick my ass though.) Oh and guys, the boob pillows might be an interesting addition to a conversation with your blind date! If I walked into a guy’s home and he had a couple of pairs of the boob pillows I would die from laughing! ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-size-matters-then-i-dont-want-anything-to-do-with-it/34238/30 "2000-09-25T02:32:44Z")
Well, I think what I know could replace my huggable Body Pillow on my bed… ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-size-matters-then-i-dont-want-anything-to-do-with-it/34238/31 "2000-09-25T02:38:44Z")
HEHE Kind of gives new meaning to the words in the song… “Lay your head, upon my pillow” \< giggle \> [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-size-matters-then-i-dont-want-anything-to-do-with-it/34238.md?page=1)