# If someone replied to a topic with \*FapFapFap\*, would you know what it referenced?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 15, 2012, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883 "2012-04-15T21:47:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/21 "2012-04-16T15:16:41Z")

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As much as I try, I can’t imagine masturbation making that kind of sound unless the guy has a big, floppy foreskin. Ick.

Now this is what masturbation sounds like (minus the musical intro): [PAC MAN WAKA WAKA - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ffSaZs6Vmk)

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**Author:** ![suranyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@suranyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suranyi)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/22 "2012-04-16T17:38:16Z")

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It was new to me. But then, I’m always the last to know about Internet memes. Maybe that’s because I don’t go to most of those websites that are notorious for spreading them, e.g. Fark.

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**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/23 "2012-04-17T10:42:41Z")

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Yeah, I’ll be in my bunk…

fapping like a mother…

😉

Back in the 80s in NZ it we used **strop/stropper** in a similar onomatopoeic sense (as opposed to _throwing a strop/stroppy_ for a tantrum). I never quite got it myself - those slappy noises are usually indications of non-solo activities, if you know what I mean.

Si

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/24 "2012-04-17T12:36:22Z")

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Don Martin syndrome.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/25 "2012-04-17T19:26:29Z")

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Lol! I know 😉 but i always wondered what the female version was. flap flap flap?

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**Author:** ![SirRay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@SirRay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SirRay)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/26 "2012-04-17T21:32:01Z")

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> [@Dervorin](#):
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> There’s a school in Bangalore, where I’m from, called Frank Anthony Public School. Commonly known as FAPS, of course. I giggled a lot the first time I heard that acronym, but I was the only person who did, I’m ashamed to say.

I’ve known that “phrase” for at least a decade (funky internet sites even back then), which makes driving by this [Auto-Import/Processing site](http://www.fapsinc.com/)in Newark NJ sort of bizarre ever since (they used to have “Burma-shave”\* style signs stuck in the fencing along Port Street, I think ending in “FAPS cares!”. Also, holiday decorations like Turkeys, Pumpkins, Presidents etc suitable to the season).  
\*Yeah, well Kids today can watch classic Popeye, Bugs Bunny, & Road Runner cartoons on YouTube, so they darn-well know what those were.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/27 "2012-04-17T23:24:48Z")

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If you’ve seen it with any context applied at all, I’d think it should have been obvious. At least, that’s how I figured it out on the forum which must not be named.

When you said referenced, I at first thought you meant some movie or meme that used it first.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/28 "2012-04-18T03:15:34Z")

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Too much time on Demotivational posters. 😛

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/29 "2012-04-18T04:25:56Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> But not in Words With Friends.

> [@StephenG](#):
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> They’re not that kind of friends.

Words With Friends With Benefits?

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/30 "2012-04-18T04:40:04Z")

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Of course 😉

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/31 "2012-04-18T05:53:07Z")

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Yeah, but…I’ve always wondered why people needed to specify firing a barrage Fuel Air Projectile (A backronym, truth be told, for “ФАП”—the actual original Russian term is slightly different, although it describes the same mechanism) from an SPG-9 recoilless launcher, using the authentic old-style Red Army fire support call, towards something they, from the context, seemed to find sexy.

I’m guessing it originated as an in-joke from a wargamer or military historian forum (the members of which are, typically, notoriously embittered against the overzealous political and “vice suppression” of the former USSR), and spread memetically from there.

😃

> [@MichaelEmouse](#):
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> Looking at the comic right now (Mike’s Left Hand, Family Ties), I see the proper female term is “shlick shlick shlick”.

So when Wolverine does it, is it _snikt snikt snikt_?

(God, there’s like two or three levels of horrible implications waiting behind that sound effect. :eek: )

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/32 "2012-04-18T13:06:07Z")

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fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Surprised it took 32 posts.

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/33 "2012-04-18T16:16:55Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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> Surprised it took 32 posts.

We were leaving it just for you.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/34 "2012-04-18T16:21:15Z")

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> [@MichaelEmouse](#):
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> We were leaving it just for you.

I have to bring SOMETHING to the board, right?

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-someone-replied-to-a-topic-with-fapfapfap-would-you-know-what-it-referenced/618883/35 "2012-04-18T17:46:04Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> Yes, and it always makes me go ‘ick’.

In my case it’s more of a “bleargh”.

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