# If Staci's mom is so hot, what do you think Staci will be like?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-stacis-mom-is-so-hot-what-do-you-think-staci-will-be-like/205956>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 6, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-stacis-mom-is-so-hot-what-do-you-think-staci-will-be-like/205956 "2003-10-06T23:41:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-stacis-mom-is-so-hot-what-do-you-think-staci-will-be-like/205956/21 "2003-10-07T18:03:17Z")

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I am so lame. I haven’t seen the video, heard the song _and don’t even know who Rachel Hunter is!_

God dammit, I must be getting old! ☹

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Delta-32 Skee-doo!

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-stacis-mom-is-so-hot-what-do-you-think-staci-will-be-like/205956/22 "2003-10-07T18:47:40Z")

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Here’s a [link](http://www.s-curverecords.com/fow/video_stacysmom.htm) to the video (or at least part of it).

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-stacis-mom-is-so-hot-what-do-you-think-staci-will-be-like/205956/23 "2003-10-07T18:51:57Z")

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Stacy was adopted.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-stacis-mom-is-so-hot-what-do-you-think-staci-will-be-like/205956/24 "2003-10-07T19:17:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by gatopescado \*  
> I am so lame. I haven’t seen the video, heard the song _and don’t even know who Rachel Hunter is!_
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> God dammit, I must be getting old! ☹

You must be getting REALLY old. While the song is a forgettable one-hit wonder, Rachel Hunter has been a supermodel since the 80s. It’s kind of like not knowing who Elle Macphereson or Kathy Ireland is.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-stacis-mom-is-so-hot-what-do-you-think-staci-will-be-like/205956/25 "2003-10-07T19:17:56Z")

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All of you younguns who are concerned that you find that even younger lady attractive, cripes, you’re not that much older than her and it’s only been recently in this country that your reaction would be considered abnormal. It’s still okay to cast furtive looks as long as you don’t touch or get caught looking, even when she walks over in her bikini and says, “Hi, Mr Zone! Remember me?” :eek: Those who find BOTH her and her “mother” hot, welcome to adulthood, where the full panoply of feminine pulchritude is there for your visual enjoyment. And those who find NEITHER of them hot have totally flunked the heterosexuality test.

Gato, Rachel Hunter is a former (though not THAT former) SI swimsuit model. She is an “ancient” 34.

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**Author:** ![shelbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shelbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelbo)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-stacis-mom-is-so-hot-what-do-you-think-staci-will-be-like/205956/26 "2003-10-07T19:27:42Z")

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You can watch the full length video [here](http://www.mtv.com/bands/az/fountains_of_wayne/artist.jhtml). ([MTV.com](http://MTV.com))

My god, Rachael Hunter is smoking hot in this video.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-stacis-mom-is-so-hot-what-do-you-think-staci-will-be-like/205956/27 "2003-10-07T21:00:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by msmith537 \*  
> \*\* It’s kind of like not knowing who Elle Macphereson or Kathy Ireland is. \*\*

:rolleyes: :smack:

I really need to get out more! 😃

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She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Arkansas, hence the Joy!

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**Author:** ![DaveX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/96bed5/32.png) [@DaveX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaveX)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-stacis-mom-is-so-hot-what-do-you-think-staci-will-be-like/205956/28 "2003-10-07T22:57:07Z")

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Hey now, msmith…

If Fountains of Wayne are a one hit wonder, it’s no fault of their own. Stacy’s Mom is just the last in a long line of catchy, wonderful pop songs that they’ve written. They can’t help it if radio doesn’t pick up on it until they put Rachel Hunter in a video.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-stacis-mom-is-so-hot-what-do-you-think-staci-will-be-like/205956/29 "2003-10-07T23:06:06Z")

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you know, Stacy’s mom could have boned some uglified monstrosity and her child shall turn into Gollum upon reaching 17. Plus Stacy always wanted a sister, so i’m just helping her out here…

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**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-stacis-mom-is-so-hot-what-do-you-think-staci-will-be-like/205956/30 "2003-10-08T05:09:40Z")

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While I understand why the boy is interested in the mom, he’d be foolish to ignore Stacy…she’s a hottie.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-stacis-mom-is-so-hot-what-do-you-think-staci-will-be-like/205956/31 "2003-10-08T14:17:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by gatopescado \*  
> :rolleyes: :smack:
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> I really need to get out more! 😃
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Why? You know someplace where supermodels hang out?

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