That person in the wheelchair would have to be Ben himself…that way the media can once again adulate over his “illness/he almost died/appendectomy/104 degree fever/what a hero for gutting it out with a sore thumb” hero meme.
God I hate that guy. I hope somebody on the Cardinals puts him and Whines Hard onto the same ambulance. Preferably with only game-ending injuries, not career-threatening ones. I want to see them humiliated again, the smug-faced fuckheads.
I’d check the plane’s mechanics for connections to the Rooneys first.
Then I’d blame the Steelers, either way.
Logically, the Cardinals should still be permitted to play, by signing available free agents or activating inactive players who weren’t on the plane, as emergency “injury” replacements.
This probably is not what would happen; in all likelihood they’d cancel the game.
Nah.
Steeler fans, on the other hand. They’d probably find some of those stupid fucking towels in the plane’s engines.