Yikes. Let’s hope God decides to bunt.
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Could God create and then take steroids so powerful that He could then lift the rock that He created that was so large that even He couldn’t lift it?
What?
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my brain just melted
I’ve heard of worse. I read of one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole. Killed ten billion people. Only scored thirty points too.
[QUOTE=Noone Special]
While we’re on completely irrelevant Baseball hijacks… No, no, NO!!! Who’s on First!!
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All together now:
THIRD BASE!
But seriously, the OP pitched an interesting question if you ask me.
[QUOTE=Frank]
There’s also: Jesus saves, but Gretzky scores on the rebound.
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The first time I heard this one it was Esposito. Shows how old I am. 
[QUOTE=Meeko]
All together now:
THIRD BASE!
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What this has to do with anything, I don’t know…
So, I think it’s obvious that, as far as cosmic sports go, baseball is impossible. But that leaves so many other options!
What about, let’s say, bowling? Would the earth not make a suitable bowling ball? Well, people posted earlier that the earth is relatively analogous to a giant raindrop, so… perhaps a water balloon fight?
Geez, sorry for rambling like a drunken idiot >_<
Watch out everyone, he’s getting in some practice…