Yikes. Let’s hope God decides to bunt.
my brain just melted
I’ve heard of worse. I read of one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole. Killed ten billion people. Only scored thirty points too.
All together now:
THIRD BASE!
But seriously, the OP pitched an interesting question if you ask me.
The first time I heard this one it was Esposito. Shows how old I am. 
What this has to do with anything, I don’t know…
So, I think it’s obvious that, as far as cosmic sports go, baseball is impossible. But that leaves so many other options!
What about, let’s say, bowling? Would the earth not make a suitable bowling ball? Well, people posted earlier that the earth is relatively analogous to a giant raindrop, so… perhaps a water balloon fight?
Geez, sorry for rambling like a drunken idiot >_<
Watch out everyone, he’s getting in some practice…