# If the hetero missionary position is "vanilla sex"- **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167 "2011-01-11T00:51:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/1 "2011-01-11T00:51:21Z")
-than what flavors are other sexual acts? Or conversely, given a flavor what sexual act would correspond to it? ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/2 "2011-01-11T00:51:58Z")
Well, I think we can very obviously figure out what anal would be called. . . ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/3 "2011-01-11T01:11:06Z")
And gay anal would be Rocky Road. Cuz it’s got nuts… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/4 "2011-01-11T01:12:03Z")
I have an unpleasant suspicion what strawberry would be… ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/5 "2011-01-11T01:15:21Z")
If it’s not vanilla, it’s spicy. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/6 "2011-01-11T01:16:45Z")
Neapolitan would be a multi-racial threesome. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/7 "2011-01-11T01:41:37Z")
Wouldn’t all gay sex be tutti frutti? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/8 "2011-01-11T02:07:49Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > And gay anal would be Rocky Road. > > Cuz it’s got nuts… Oh, that made me LOL so hard. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/9 "2011-01-11T14:48:49Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > Wouldn’t all gay sex be tutti frutti? Sigh. Y’all are killin’ me. ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/10 "2011-01-11T16:36:54Z")
Let’s not discuss pistachio. I suppose cherry vanilla would be missionary position with a virgin? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/11 "2011-01-11T16:46:54Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Well, I think we can very obviously figure out what anal would be called. . . Not [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA). ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/12 "2011-01-11T16:47:14Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > I have an unpleasant suspicion what strawberry would be… Then you _really_ don’t want to know about raspberry swirl. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/13 "2011-01-11T17:04:53Z")
Or “Death by Chocolate.” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/14 "2011-01-11T17:22:17Z")
Or “Dublin Mudslide” (Ben and Jerry’s). ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/15 "2011-01-11T17:29:07Z")
Chubby Hubby would be a fat man wanking and crying. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/16 "2011-01-11T17:32:58Z")
> [@cjepson](#): > > Let’s not discuss pistachio. > > I suppose cherry vanilla would be missionary position with a virgin? Cherry Garcia is she’s hispanic. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/17 "2011-01-11T17:40:10Z")
Someone in another thread the other day used the term “dulce de leche” for not-quite-vanilla-but-not-too-freaky sex. I shall be stealing that. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-hetero-missionary-position-is-vanilla-sex/567167/18 "2011-01-11T17:46:14Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Someone in another thread the other day used the term “dulce de leche” for not-quite-vanilla-but-not-too-freaky sex. I shall be stealing that. Here I was pretty sure that “dulce de leche” meant bukkake.