# If the SDMB existed 40+ years ago

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 10, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317 "2008-10-10T14:13:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/61 "2008-10-13T16:21:46Z")

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Heck, why stop at 40-50 years ago?

**The Straight Dope 1955-1965**

What’s this “stereo” I keep hearing about?

Matrlon Brando vs. Paul Newman vs. Charlton Heston

OMG! James Garner is leaving _Maverick_

**The Straight Dope 1945-1955**

New songwriter Willie Nelson. Anyone else heard of him?

Rock and roll is teh SUX!

Need help tuning my television receiver

**The Straight Dope 1935-1945**

Do you prefer movies in color or black and white?

Edger Bergen Radio Ventriloquist – Yeah, like that’ll work

Why are some men so fascinated with Judy Garland?

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/62 "2008-10-13T17:17:44Z")

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Some guy on the TV was saying there would be a computer in every home in the future. Are these technical guys nuts? What the hell would the average joe need a computer for?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/63 "2008-10-13T17:24:42Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> Some guy on the TV was saying there would be a computer in every home in the future. Are these technical guys nuts? What the hell would the average joe need a computer for?

And where would they put it? I know I don’t have an extra room just to stuff ENIAC into.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/64 "2008-10-13T17:26:15Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> Some guy on the TV was saying there would be a computer in every home in the future. Are these technical guys nuts? What the hell would the average joe need a computer for?

I think the existence of the SDMB presupposes the Internet & computers in every house.

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**Author:** ![pope\_hentai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@pope\_hentai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pope_hentai)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/65 "2008-10-13T17:37:21Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> Heck, why stop at 40-50 years ago?
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> **The Straight Dope 1935-1945**  
> Why are some men so fascinated with Judy Garland?

that is the best one in the whole thread.

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/66 "2008-10-14T02:50:40Z")

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Getting back to 1968:

**The _2001: A Space Odyssey_ discussion thread: will somebody please explain what the hell was going on?(SPOILERS)**

**How could Bob Gibson finish the season with an 1.12 ERA and still LOSE NINE?**

**Vote for Nixon and you’ll be sorry!**

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/67 "2008-10-14T03:33:12Z")

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IMHO:

Eddie Munster or Pugsley Addams  
Samantha Stevens or Jeanie  
Theodore Mooney vs Milburn Drysdale

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/68 "2008-10-14T16:18:53Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> Was Gilligan’s Island on most peoples’ radar before it became a syndication staple?

Not only was it on the radar, it was prime time. So we’d be doing Gilliganisms whenever someone used a big word.

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> That rock completely disintegrated.

[Gilligan]And not only that, it also fell into tiny pieces.[/Gilligan]

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/69 "2008-10-14T16:23:24Z")

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1950 MMP: My friends and I had a gay old time at our weinie eating roast. Afterwards we smoked a few fags. Does that make us queer?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/70 "2008-10-14T18:17:28Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> This is easy, Marx Brothers and Bugs as you said but also Get Smart, Beatles in general, Star Trek & the Smothers Brother meet the 40+ years criteria. Laugh-In does not.

Laugh-In most certainly does fit the 40-year criteria, just barely. It premiered on January 22, 1968. Do you remember Richard Nixon saying, “Sock it to me?” And you can put that in your Funk & Wagnall’s. 😃

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/71 "2008-10-14T18:19:23Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Laugh-In most certainly does fit the 40-year criteria, just barely. It premiered on January 22, 1968. Do you remember Richard Nixon saying, “Sock it to me?” And you can put that in your Funk & Wagnall’s. 😃

I stand corrected, I thought it was exactly 40 years old. I will use the excuse that I wasn’t even two yet.

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/72 "2008-10-14T18:24:31Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> 1950 MMP: My friends and I had a gay old time at our weinie eating roast. Afterwards we smoked a few fags. Does that make us queer?

[1950 mindset]I don’t think you’re any more eccentric than anybody else from Brtain. (You are British, right? That’s because I’ve only heard people from the British Isles refer to cigarettes as “fags.”)[/1950 mindset]

Back to 1968:

The BBQ Pit  
**Question: is the NBC programming department staffed by numbskulls or nimcompoops? (re: switch from Raiders v. Jets game to “Heidi”)**

The Game Room  
**Will the AFL ever be as good as the NFL?**

**Does the “Year of the Pitcher” mean a new “Dead Ball” era?**

**How many seasons before the New York Mets crack .500?**

Cafe Society  
**The Beatles or Dylan?**

**“Their Satanic Majesties Request”: what kind of bad acid did the Stones drop to produce this crap?**

**Jimmy Page is starting a new group. Will it will fly?**

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/73 "2008-10-14T23:02:32Z")

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Mace or Cardamom for the secret ingredient on my apple pie submission? Need answer quick!

Best pocketknife to give a 5 yr old for Christmas.

What’s the best way to snub our town whore?

Favorite Ethel Merman solo’s.

Yul Brenner, IS he Caucasian?

Funniest family polio stories.

Bomb shelter decorating ideas.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/74 "2008-10-15T02:17:06Z")

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England win the World Cup! \*

\*that’s soccer for you lot across the pond…

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/75 "2008-10-16T00:31:11Z")

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**No ABC network here; what am I missing?**

(My original hometown of Savannah GA didn’t have an ABC affiliate until 1970.)

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**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/76 "2008-10-16T00:49:26Z")

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**I am so sick of getting up to change the TV channel!**

**Seven channels of programming and nothing good on!**

**Will adding aluminum foil ‘wings’ to my TV antenna improve the picture?**

**Is soda pop a special occasion drink for you?**

**Ladies, have you ever worn trousers in public?**

**I’ll never give up my white gloves, no matter what anybody says!**

**Today I met a man who wasn’t wearing a hat** (He wasn’t poor, or anything. What would explain such behavior?)

**Anybody here not have ‘obey’ in your wedding vows?**

**Help! How can I stop some of ‘those people’ from moving into my neighborhood?**

**What’s your favorite TV dinner, the meatloaf or the pork chop?**

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**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/77 "2008-10-16T16:03:48Z")

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**Is it true that jazz drummers smoke marihuana?**

**What’s growing in your victory garden?**

**Yes, we have no bananas!**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/78 "2008-10-16T16:23:19Z")

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What’s the best way to put boxcutters in your carry on luggage while flying?

Let’s celebrate! Anyone up for a 9/11 NYC/Pennsylvania/DC MegaDopefest?

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**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/79 "2008-10-16T18:26:30Z")

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Doc Savage or John Carter?

A: Doc Savage, if he’s prepared.

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-sdmb-existed-40-years-ago/467317/80 "2008-10-16T18:45:26Z")

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Cafe Society - circa 1968

**How much longer will Johnny Carson stay on The Tonight Show?**

**So, I hear Hollywood’s making a movie about some WW2 general…and it’s NOT about Ike or Doug!**

**Will PBS ever be the mythical ‘4th Network’?**

**Will _Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band_ ever be considered a classic?**

**_Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?_-WTF?**

**I bet Jeannie would kick Sam Stevens butt!**

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