# If the Straight Dope were like Survivor!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440 "2000-07-22T04:51:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440/1 "2000-07-22T04:51:42Z")

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Who would you vote off here?

Don’t say me, because I started this thread. I get immunity or something like that.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440/2 "2000-07-22T04:54:53Z")

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Jebus,

Not to burst your bubble, but there’s a HUGE thread over on IMHO about this.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28365](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28365)

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**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440/3 "2000-07-22T04:55:51Z")

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I’d vote ME off. NO WAY am I eating rats.

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**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440/4 "2000-07-22T05:03:36Z")

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Jebus on a stick!!!

I really suck at this posting thing. Perhaps I’ll go back to lurking again. ☹

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440/5 "2000-07-22T05:07:13Z")

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But I like your posts, Jebus, and your sig’s funny. Don’t make me have to miss them.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440/6 "2000-07-22T05:08:48Z")

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Ah Jebus…don’t worry about it.

One thing to know is, if it’s a popular topic in the media there are chances it’s being discussed somewhere on here.

The nice thing is, you can use the search feature if you are in doubt 🙂

Don’t worry, you will get the hang of it.

'Sides, I have done it myself, just 2 days ago in fact!

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**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440/7 "2000-07-22T05:20:13Z")

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Okay, I’ll give it another whirl. The sad part of this post is, i’m not even all liquored up…there is no excuse for missing that other thread.

Here’s my sig just for you ssskugggiii

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440/8 "2000-07-22T05:21:53Z")

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Here Jebus, have a beer.

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**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440/9 "2000-07-22T05:21:53Z")

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Since I messed up, feel free to vote me off MPSIMS Island.

I deserve it.

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**Author:** ![Jebus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@Jebus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440/10 "2000-07-22T05:22:56Z")

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Not before I take techchiks beer. Now i’m leaving the island.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440/11 "2000-07-22T05:48:19Z")

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\< techchick grabs Jebus’s arm and sits Jebus down and hands Jebus another beer (drink up) \>

Jebus,

If you make a booboo, we will tell you. Please don’t lurk because of a booboo. With over 1900 posts I have made [bmore\*\* than my fair share. In fact I have been flamed for flaming about flaming and so on.

A booboo is just that. I just wanted to point to you that a thread has been made.

That said, get out there and have fun on the SDMB. This is here to learn, laugh and be a part of a great community. I am sure if you get back in the groove you will have fun!

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-the-straight-dope-were-like-survivor/26440/12 "2000-07-22T05:50:12Z")

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Don’t leave over a goof. I’ve done a few of 'em myself. It’s nothing to be ashamed into lurking over.
