# If there was a worldwide Dopefest... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2005, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849 "2005-09-03T03:15:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/141 "2005-09-06T22:27:06Z")
> [@Spiff](#): > > I guess I’d just have to try to out-dress everyone else … so I would be the spiffiest person there! Aww… I was kind of hoping you’d dress up like [Spaceman Spiff](http://www.dsp.sun.ac.za/~jjb/pics/spiff.jpg). 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/142 "2005-09-06T22:49:20Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > The Poster With No Name? You could try [this outfit](http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10102000/10102980.jpg). :dubious: I don’t know how good-looking a female Clint would be. Although I suppose I could look cute in the hat. ---
**Author:** ![Gulo\_gulo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bcef8e/32.png) [@Gulo\_gulo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gulo_gulo)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/143 "2005-09-06T22:54:00Z")
I guess could find some furry lists and see if anyone had a [wolverine](http://bss.sfsu.edu/geog/bholzman/courses/Fall00Projects/wolverine.html) costume I could borrow. And I could pick fights with people five times my size. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/144 "2005-09-06T23:08:00Z")
[Like this](http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/notorious_murders/famous/the_princes/6c.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/145 "2005-09-06T23:11:49Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > :dubious: I don’t know how good-looking a female Clint would be. Although I suppose I could look cute in the hat. Girl, you could look cute in a burlap bag. ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/146 "2005-09-06T23:14:47Z")
White leather dress, barefoot, and I’d have to bleach my hair white or get a wig. And borrow a hyper-intelligent big white dog from someone. Or a pale grey ballgown with tiny sparkling crystals all over it. I wouldn’t have to wear a wig, but I’d still have to borrow a dog. Hmm. ---
**Author:** ![sishoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@sishoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sishoch)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/147 "2005-09-06T23:21:52Z")
I’d wear bib overalls and carry a half-full bottle of Jack Daniels. But nobody would know why. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/148 "2005-09-06T23:50:37Z")
If I were **Hal Briston** , I would come to the party holding a stuffed sheep in front of me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/149 "2005-09-07T00:29:52Z")
George Bush mask. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/150 "2005-09-07T00:52:18Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > George Bush mask. 😛 I figured you would be wearing [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:CanMonsterMovieAlbumCover.jpg). P.S. [Here](http://www.shortpacked.com/limitedprints/robinoutfit.jpg) is a picture of someone other than me wearing the skirt **Anastasaeon** sent me. ---
**Author:** ![AlaricDeschain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b4bc9f/32.png) [@AlaricDeschain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlaricDeschain)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/151 "2005-09-07T11:07:05Z")
I guess I’d try to look something like [this](http://www.thedarktower.net/artwork/1/book1-07.jpg) (with red hair, sans bird). ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/152 "2005-09-07T14:12:37Z")
Since PapSett is a combo of my two dog breeds , PAPillon amd Gordon SETTer , I could do one of two things: either try to figure out what a cross between the 2 breeds would look like :eek: (A Gordie with upright Papillon ears??) or just come with Kharma and Jay accompanying me… ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/153 "2005-09-07T15:05:40Z")
> [@Scott Plaid](#): > > P.S. [Here](http://www.shortpacked.com/limitedprints/robinoutfit.jpg) is a picture of someone other than me wearing the skirt **Anastasaeon** sent me. looking forward to seeing _you_ in it, **Scott**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/154 "2005-09-07T15:12:32Z")
Jeeze. Maybe a bunch of Rube Goldberg-y invention thingys fastened onto my clothing. (“Mothers of invention”). Or maybe I’d carry a bucket of lemon-flavored slushees so I could show people what they weren’t supposed to eat 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/155 "2005-09-07T15:12:41Z")
I’ll be wearing a velvet monkey on my back. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/156 "2005-09-07T15:13:56Z")
I’d like to attend but I fear I may clear the room… (Sigh… It’s not easy being me) ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/157 "2005-09-07T15:15:58Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > The Poster With No Name? You could try [this outfit](http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10102000/10102980.jpg). > [@Anaamika](#): > > I don’t know how good-looking a female Clint would be. Although I suppose I could look cute in the hat. You know, the more I think about it, that would be a really cool costume. I liked that movie…I think that’d be my costume. > [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Girl, you could look cute in a burlap bag. Why, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/158 "2005-09-07T19:47:31Z")
> [@cruel butterfly](#): > > …you were required to come dressed as your username, what would your costume look like? I’m still trying to figure that out. Probably something black. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/159 "2005-09-07T20:46:37Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > I’m still trying to figure that out. Probably something black. let’s just hope the seven fingered man doesn’t show … ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-was-a-worldwide-dopefest/319849/160 "2005-09-07T20:58:58Z")
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