While I’m perfectly willing to admit my phrasing was intentionally inflammatory, I stand by the sentiment. To clarify, I didn’t mean to imply that you viewed human suffering as “good” or that you claimed personal knowledge of why God might view things in that way. I was reacting to this:

Using the parental analogy again, we don’t expect the same of our infant, toddler, 7 year old, adolescent, etc. etc. We don’t share the same rules and information with all of the, not because we’re trying to hide things from them but because we know they aren’t ready for it.
I view statements of this sort to indicate that, while God has a good explanation for everything, we as humans just aren’t “ready” to hear those explanations. As I’ve indicated elsewhere in this thread, I find this view somewhat silly. I threw out the whole “suffering” thing as an example of something that I feel really can’t possibly have a good explanation and, being the little spitfire that I am, injected the sarcastic portion while wallowing in the depths of my frustration. Once again w/o the sarcasm then:
Allowing for the possibility of a “Three O” God, I feel that there can be no reasonable and morally sound explanation for much of the suffering endured by humanity. Further, I feel that religious objections to my position which hold that, much like a child, I simply don’t have the wherewithal to understand God’s divine reasoning are fundamentally disingenuous and seek only to stifle the question.

I don’t agree. Could you explain in more detail?
I’m not sure how to explain it further. I defined communication as a meaningful “transmission or exchange of information” and stated (perhaps in a roundabout way) that I don’t think what normally passes for “communication with God” (prayer) conforms to my standard. Of course, you could argue that a one-way transmission of information is still transmission, but that seems to put prayer on about the same footing as shouting down a hole in the ground.

Communication with God goes much further than an exchange of sounds that we comprehend as words. Look at the things that were considered impossible generations ago and now are everyday occurrences.
This remains a sticking point for me. Elsewhere in this thread I happened to describe communication with God as “indescribably abstract.” If you can parse neither the original transmission nor the response into anything you can comprehend it just doesn’t seem like you’re going to get much out of the conversation. Though the mechanisms by which communication occurs have evolved impressively over time, the standard for determining the worth of a communication protocol has not: if information can travel from point A to B and back reliably you’ve got a potential winner. Otherwise, not so much.