# If there were a Marilyn Manson High, what would be a good mascot? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 15, 2004, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-marilyn-manson-high-what-would-be-a-good-mascot/234406 "2004-03-15T11:09:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-marilyn-manson-high-what-would-be-a-good-mascot/234406/1 "2004-03-15T11:09:26Z")
I would vote for the Fightin’ Exposed Butt Cheeks. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-marilyn-manson-high-what-would-be-a-good-mascot/234406/2 "2004-03-15T15:38:50Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > I would vote for the Fightin’ Exposed Butt Cheeks. How about the Long Hard Road-Roller Out of Hell? ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-marilyn-manson-high-what-would-be-a-good-mascot/234406/3 "2004-03-15T15:40:22Z")
A butterfly. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-marilyn-manson-high-what-would-be-a-good-mascot/234406/4 "2004-03-15T15:59:31Z")
The Stainless Steel Mouth Appliances! ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-marilyn-manson-high-what-would-be-a-good-mascot/234406/5 "2004-03-15T16:19:06Z")
Hello Kitty. Those things are clearly the devil’s handiwork. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-marilyn-manson-high-what-would-be-a-good-mascot/234406/6 "2004-03-15T16:30:49Z")
The Gods of Fuck ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-marilyn-manson-high-what-would-be-a-good-mascot/234406/7 "2004-03-15T18:30:43Z")
Go Pupae! ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-marilyn-manson-high-what-would-be-a-good-mascot/234406/8 "2004-03-15T22:02:08Z")
i vote for a flame. or a pot leaf. I think it would pretty cool to have a pot leaf for a mascot. The mascot person could be a joint! Think of all the possiblities… ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-marilyn-manson-high-what-would-be-a-good-mascot/234406/9 "2004-03-16T05:39:52Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > The Gods of Fuck That does have the advantage of enabling the girls’ teams to be The Goddesses of Fuck! ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-marilyn-manson-high-what-would-be-a-good-mascot/234406/10 "2004-03-16T06:33:13Z")
Maybe the Shufflin’ [Shoggoths.](http://www.givemetoys.com/product/TVSHOGGOTH_PLUSH)