# If there were a song to describe your sex life **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 20, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761 "2003-04-20T03:05:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/1 "2003-04-20T03:05:41Z")
…what would it be? There are some obvious ones: “Beat It” “Like a Virgin” “Dancing in The Sheets” “The Freaks Come Out at Night” “Shook Me All Night Long” I think mine would have to be “If I Could Turn back Time”. Much as I loathe Cher, the old sex life hasn’t gotten back to where it was pre-baby. Do tell, please. ---
**Author:** ![DaddyTimesTwo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DaddyTimesTwo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaddyTimesTwo)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/2 "2003-04-20T03:12:01Z")
I think “Beat It” pretty much sums it up for me. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/3 "2003-04-20T03:15:53Z")
“All By Myself” “Alone Again, Naturally” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Mook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Mr.Mook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Mook)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/4 "2003-04-20T03:17:41Z")
“Love Stinks” ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/5 "2003-04-20T03:18:33Z")
Oh, yeah. I could add to mine: Annie Lennox “Sisters are Doing it For Themselves” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Payne\_N.Diaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Payne\_N.Diaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payne_N.Diaz)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/6 "2003-04-20T03:22:37Z")
The Beatles–Nowhere Man ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/7 "2003-04-20T03:25:10Z")
“Pop Goes the Weasel” “Same Time, Next Year” (or is this a movie?) “Thanks for the Memories” ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/8 "2003-04-20T03:31:36Z")
Sadly, mine would be, “Ah yes, I Remember it well” And this, if I am correct, is my 100th post. Woo Hoo! ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/9 "2003-04-20T04:05:52Z")
Once in a Lifetime! 😉 (same as it ever was, same as it ever was, and look where my hand was…) ---
**Author:** ![Maxxxie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Maxxxie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maxxxie)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/10 "2003-04-20T04:28:12Z")
“I… aint got no boooooooooooody” 😛 Max ---
**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/11 "2003-04-20T04:41:08Z")
I’m with DaddyTimesTwo (Well, whaddya expect? I’m 17!) ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/12 "2003-04-20T04:51:20Z")
“Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap” ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/13 "2003-04-20T06:16:55Z")
“Send in the Clowns.” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/14 "2003-04-20T06:20:01Z")
Dancing With Myself :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![happy\_camper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/34f0e0/32.png) [@happy\_camper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happy_camper)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/15 "2003-04-20T06:30:16Z")
it would have to be…“you enjoy myself” (a phish song) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/16 "2003-04-20T09:32:44Z")
“The Long and Lonesome Highway” by the Beatles. Which pretty much describes my life, right now, too! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/17 "2003-04-20T10:08:39Z")
“I Touch Myself” - Divinyls “Heaven Is A Place On Earth” - Belinda Carslile “Back On The Chain Gang” - Pretenders “Masochism Tango” - Tom Lehrer ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/18 "2003-04-20T12:39:41Z")
My love life is best summed up by two classic songs. The first is by Barnes and Barnes. The second is a master piece by Ogden Edsl. The titles are- Fish Heads Dead Puppies 😃 ---
**Author:** ![IcicleFuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ba8739/32.png) [@IcicleFuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IcicleFuzz)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/19 "2003-04-20T12:41:42Z")
4:33 - John Cage ---
**Author:** ![grettle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@grettle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grettle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/20 "2003-04-20T13:36:23Z")
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