# If there were a song to describe your sex life **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 20, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761 "2003-04-20T03:05:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/21 "2003-04-20T15:34:38Z")
She Bop One is the Lonliest Number ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/22 "2003-04-20T16:36:57Z")
“I feel good Like I knew that I would I feel nice Sugar and spice I feel good, so good I got you” 😃 James Brown ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/23 "2003-04-20T17:16:17Z")
“Infected” - Bad Religion. Ok I’m kidding… 😉 “She has Girlfriend Now” - Reel Big Fish “Counting the Days” - Goldfinger I’ll leave it to your imagination to figure that out 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dogface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@Dogface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogface)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/24 "2003-04-20T17:40:17Z")
“I Feel Fine”–Beatles. “Up On Cripple Creek”–The Band ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/25 "2003-04-20T17:47:04Z")
At the moment, “I’m so lonely, I could cry”. Beautiful song, too. ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/26 "2003-04-20T18:12:18Z")
Ummm… How Deep is Your Love Push Landslide 😃 -is it possible that I get that much? Yes, yes it is. 😉 FaerieBeth ---
**Author:** ![Goodbeem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/958977/32.png) [@Goodbeem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goodbeem)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/27 "2003-04-20T18:13:51Z")
Here Comes the Night - Them & Van Morrison ---
**Author:** ![Contrary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@Contrary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrary)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/28 "2003-04-20T18:27:38Z")
I asked the future Mr. Contrary this question and he replied: Let’s Get It On by Marvin Gaye. /roar ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/29 "2003-04-20T18:30:58Z")
_Contraversy_ - Prince ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/30 "2003-04-20T18:54:41Z")
The Minute Waltz. ---
**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/31 "2003-04-20T19:44:38Z")
I can’t get no satisfaction ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/32 "2003-04-20T19:47:19Z")
She’ll be coming around my mountain when she comes… She’ll be riding my big white horse when she comes… (sorry! :p) ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/33 "2003-04-20T19:54:34Z")
“Too Drunk to Fuck”, by the Dead Kennedys. ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/34 "2003-04-20T19:54:53Z")
get off -23 positions and a one night stand - prince naughty girls- samantha fox you keep me hanging on - the supremes ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/35 "2003-04-20T21:06:02Z")
_I want you bad._ -The Offspring _Dawn_ - Stabbing Westward Geeze, **lorene** they’re playing your song on the radio. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/36 "2003-04-20T21:59:22Z")
Song of Silence by the Carpenters. Dunno what the lyrics are, but the title is catchy. ---
**Author:** ![Upside\_Down\_Amber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/c2a13f/32.png) [@Upside\_Down\_Amber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upside_Down_Amber)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/37 "2003-04-20T22:58:30Z")
I think there are a few that fit my sex life. Since me and my baby are doing the long distance thing our sex life has its up’s and down’s. So some songs that fit would be: - “Beautiful” by Meshell Ndegeocello - “The Scientist” by Coldplay - “My Neck, my back” by Khia 😉 ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/38 "2003-04-20T23:12:03Z")
Since I just met this guy and then had to leave town for a week(a week including 5000 e-mail exchanges)… Carley Simon’s “Anticipation (aka the Ketchup Song)” Hopefully folowed by The Velvet Underground, “Some Kind of Love”… "I don’t know just what it’s all about… …but put on your red pajamas and find out…:D" ---
**Author:** ![summerbreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@summerbreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/summerbreeze)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/39 "2003-04-21T01:20:31Z")
Think I’ve posted this before on a similar thread: Pet Shop Boys – “Rent” – “And look at the two of us in sympathy and sometimes ectascy, words mean so little & money less when you’re lying next to me – But look at my hopes, look at my dreams, the currency we’ve spent. I love your heart, you pay my rent.” ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/40 "2003-04-21T02:17:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by that\_darn\_cat \* > \*\*_I want you bad._ -The Offspring > \*\* Ah - I’m thinking this will soon be my song too (along with Marvin Gaye’s _Let’s Get it On_) 😉 _crosses fingers_ 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761.md?page=3)