# If there were a song to describe your sex life **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 20, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761 "2003-04-20T03:05:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/61 "2003-04-22T00:56:35Z")
Considering the status of all of my friends, I would be: “Better off Without a Wife” - Tom Waits These days it just seems like: “Warm Beer and Cold Women” - Tom Waits ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/62 "2003-04-22T01:42:17Z")
I generally hope for “Paradise by the Dashboard Light”… but I usually get “All Revved Up and No Place To Go”… (both MeatLoaf, btw) ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/63 "2003-04-22T02:01:40Z")
“Only the Lonely” ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/64 "2003-04-22T05:34:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thudlow Boink \* > \*\*I’m stranded all alone in the gas statioon of love > And I have to use the self service pumps. > > -Weird Al Yankovic \*\* Curses!, I was beaten to it, BTW this is (in MHO) the best Weird Al song ever!, it is called “one more minute” and it describes my (mostly disastrous) dating history very well. Damn you Thudlow Boink, you got me this time. Unclviny ---
**Author:** ![RawkStah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RawkStah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RawkStah)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/65 "2003-04-22T06:33:00Z")
“Longview” by Green Day, or “Lousy Weekend” by Daniel Johnston. _Saw a girl on the street corner, said “Hey, I’m a lonely loner.” She looks at me like I’m some sort of crud._ I WISH that it were “Take It Off” by The Donnas. ---
**Author:** ![sKipping\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@sKipping\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sKipping_girl)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/66 "2003-04-22T08:16:18Z")
Depeche Mode - _I want you now_ hehe speaking of Weird Al… I’m just waiting for someone to say that **Weenie in a Bottle** describes their sex life :D;) ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/67 "2003-04-22T10:05:09Z")
Back in the saddle again. Yeehaw! ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761/68 "2003-04-22T10:29:26Z")
Can’t Carry On-- Crowded House [Lyrics](http://www.etext.org/Mailing.Lists/house/CH/cant-carry-on.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-there-were-a-song-to-describe-your-sex-life/169761.md?page=3)