# If there's one thing I hate it's a dead Mexican Muslim litterbug, or I covet Sylvia Allen (R-AZ) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 5, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447 "2010-05-05T21:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/41 "2010-05-06T16:55:29Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Before you know it will be speaking European… or Latin. I know! Latin! How Vulgar! ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/42 "2010-05-06T18:03:35Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > Even if you do not speak Spanish it will take you 10 seconds to figure out it’s a bible. Genesis is spelled the same way in Spanish, for one. But that doesn’t prove anything. Koran bibles are just like regular Bibles, except written by Satan with everything in them wrong. So, for example…spoiler box because you had better be full of faith to read the devil’s lies; children, those with heart conditions, people with ailments of the brain and face, and women should not read: Noah’s ark has two of every animal… but they’re both GAY MALES! ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/43 "2010-05-06T18:15:07Z")
Did Noah take any freshwater fish aboard the ark? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/44 "2010-05-06T18:29:14Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > the Ethiopian Canon. They’re packing artillery? ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/45 "2010-05-06T19:22:53Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > I know! Latin! How Vulgar! I know, damn immigrants and their vulgar language. Real Americans speak Etruscan! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/46 "2010-05-06T20:35:31Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > I know, damn immigrants and their vulgar language. Real Americans speak Etruscan! Right. After all, if you can’t Estruscan American, who can you Etrusc? ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/47 "2010-05-06T20:39:16Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > Did Noah take any freshwater fish aboard the ark? No, but the saltwater fish later changed to tolerate fresh water as the seas receded. That is an example of “micro evolution” which is OK. ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/48 "2010-05-06T20:40:20Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > Even if you do not speak Spanish it will take you 10 seconds to figure out it’s a bible. Genesis is spelled the same way in Spanish, for one. What’s this spelling of which you speak? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/49 "2010-05-06T20:51:36Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > They’re packing artillery? [Geo](http://www.watermarkonline.com/index.php/News/florida-lgbt-news/4177--Gay-activist-vacations-with-male-prostitute-UPDATE-photos-both.html) is Ethiopian? He sure doesn’t look it. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/50 "2010-05-06T21:04:05Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > I disagree. Africa is the worst country in Europe. I thought Europe was the worst country in Africa? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/51 "2010-05-06T21:05:50Z")
Supposedly all human life began in Africa, but I’m human and I’ll be damned if I can remember ever living there. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/52 "2010-05-06T21:12:34Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I thought Europe was the worst country in Africa? 😕 Well, \*I \*hear the Sudan is lovely this time of year, but I was \*really \*hoping for the Yangtze instead of the Rhone, so I guess it’s Finland for me. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/53 "2010-05-06T21:36:20Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Well, \*I \*hear the Sudan is lovely this time of year, but I was \*really \*hoping for the Yangtze instead of the Rhone, so I guess it’s Finland for me. I only know it from the postcard I got that read Regards, Sudan ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/54 "2010-05-06T21:41:46Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Well, \*I \*hear the Sudan is lovely this time of year, but I was \*really \*hoping for the Yangtze instead of the Rhone, so I guess it’s Finland for me. So near to Russia! So far from Japan! Quite a long way from Cairo…lots of miles from Vietnam. Sorry. Pray continue. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/55 "2010-05-06T21:56:17Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Which gets me to thinking. Are there any bibles produced for the Spanish speaking world that have Arabesque designs around the edges (perhaps an influence from the Moors)? If you found a Bible in Spanish that looked vaguely Arabic, and you were stupid, it would make sense if you thought it was a Koran Bible. Yeah, _then_ it would make sense. Those Messican drug runners are notorious for leaving a trail of Bibles in their wake. They’re kind of like the Gideons that way. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/56 "2010-05-06T22:22:39Z")
I can see you all finally got those maps Miss South Carolina Teen spoke of and, by doing so, you thought of the children. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/57 "2010-05-06T23:30:35Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > I can see you all finally got those maps Miss South Carolina Teen spoke of and, by doing so, you thought of the children. The ones in the Iraq? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/58 "2010-05-07T00:25:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Even if you do not speak Spanish it will take you 10 seconds to figure out it’s a bible. Genesis is spelled the same way in Spanish, for one. I guess you weren’t paying attention. These are Mexican Koran bibles so we don’t care what it says it Spanish - we need to know what it says in Mexican. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/59 "2010-05-07T01:26:21Z")
I’ve been looking for an old used Koran, but all the ones I can find have scribbles in the margins. Maybe I’ll sidle on down and just grab me one of those spares. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447/60 "2010-05-07T01:30:57Z")
I wonder if those 300 to 1200 Mexicans that one guy sees everyday are the same Mexicans. Since Mexicans are Muslims and Muslims and Jews are connected, maybe it’s like the Israelites having to walk in circles and trapezoids through a desert for 40 years- this is some tribe that has to wander his land before they can enter the promised land of central Arizona. If not, then conservatively 100,000 people come across his property every year. If he were to install a turnstyle like they have on subways and charge $1 per head, he’d have a six figure income. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-theres-one-thing-i-hate-its-a-dead-mexican-muslim-litterbug-or-i-covet-sylvia-allen-r-az/538447.md?page=4)