Because of what I like to think of as the “Thanksgiving” ploy. (Some of you younger Dopers may not remember…consult with an Elder). Basicly, this ploy offers the comfort of ambiguity where it isn’t deserved.
“Well, we really don’t know what the report says, we’ll have to wait till it comes out, can’t believe all those self-serving leaks that the liberal media is whinging about…I can certainly see waiting for all of the facts without rushing to judgement. Let’s at least wait until Thanksgiving before we start making any wild accusations…”
The Man Who Fell Up has based a lot of his electability creds on his image as Vigilant Defender. It is, of course, a crock. I want that clear and unambiguous fact established for all to see. My reason, of course, is that I want GeeDubya to lose. Again. I figure he has to lose by at least 10% to forestall any supra-legal shenanigans leading to another installation, before we are safely in the “They Wouldn’t Dare!” Zone.
To be fair, I saw Nixon re-elected, and it didn’t kill me. Didn’t draw a sober breath for about six weeks, but it didn’t actually kill me.