If they wanted to is modern science capable of creating a viable, healthy man-chimp hybrid?

There are different ways to measure genetic distance, but if take a simplified model and just use “years since the lines split”, then look at camels and llamas, which split ~10MYA. It’s probably more accurate to measure “number of generations”, especially since apes are slow breeders, but this just makes the numbers look even more in favor of hybridization between ape species.

It would be interesting to see what the result of attempted gorilla/chimp hybrids would be. A null result wouldn’t tell us for certain that chimp/human hybrids was impossible, but a successful interbreeding would be highly suggestive that such hybrids were possible.

Plus, you can use it to haul coal AND detect mine gasses at the same time!

Neat typo, if that’s what it is, if it’s not, congrats. I suggest "kool!!!11!!! since humanzanity obviously goes to 11.

And where were you for the sadly stunted current thread Any muleteers out there…? (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=800641)

Tons more in cites on mules. And to think I started out on the topic researching a pair of women’s shoes.

‘Mickey Mouse Olympics’ Omni Magazine

short story reproduced below

http://www.williamflew.com/omni9a.html

Chimpanzees are a bit too aggressive, sure, but what about Bonobos? From what I heard on 60 Minutes (terrible source, I know, but it’s in my recent memory), they are just as closely related to humans, and comparatively docile in nature. Bonobo sexual activity patterns are fairly different too.

Someone wants a unstoppable, merciless humanzee army to do their bidding…

Can’t resist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fBd32vg3As

Monkey men just go wild and bad.

Not a typo. The exclamation mark is made by holding down the shift key and the 1. The 1 in a string of exclamation marks mimics someone typing so excitedly that his finger keeps coming off the shift key. It is often done for satiric effect lately.

nm.

I don’t know about chimps, but I have heard of humans pimping out a shaved female orangutan. Which has all of the same points against it as sex with chimps, but that apparently doesn’t stop it from happening.

Yes, I’ve seen that, too. Generally in threads on this very topic! :slight_smile:
But, Orangs are mostly solitary animals, whereas chimps are social animals that live in strictly hierarchical groups. Orangs can be aggressive, especially males, but a female orang raised by humans would not be aggressive in the same way a chimp would.

Again, Big 10 College Football?

Goodall writes about just such an incident in which a female staff member is raped by an orangutan. It is fairly easy to Google, click on the image of the written passage to enlarge it:

https://miskatonicbooks.wordpress.com/2011/10/22/the-horror-of-ape-rape/

Dennis

Huh.

It was a hot meme between March and August of 2009. Didn’t last long, they just don’t make memes like they used to.

We’re talking about orangs here an no mention of Trump? You guys are slipping.

GQ, dude, GQ.

Oh well. Go ahead and slap me Colibri.