# If this doesn't make the Baby Jesus cry . . .

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-the-baby-jesus-cry/150197
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 22, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-the-baby-jesus-cry/150197 "2003-01-22T13:08:23Z")
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### Author: ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-the-baby-jesus-cry/150197/1 "2003-01-22T13:08:23Z")

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nothing will.

[Teen Arrested For Desecrating Baby Jesus](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=387&e=7&cid=387&u=/ibsys/20030121/lo_wews/1463796)

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### Author: ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-the-baby-jesus-cry/150197/2 "2003-01-22T13:20:55Z")

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> One of the children at the church made a baby Jesus out of cardboard to replace the one stolen from the manger.

Two-dimentional … Jesus … naw, can’t do it.