# If This Doesn't Make You Want To Buy Some Powertools, Nothing Will **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 15, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506 "2003-10-15T04:02:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cmason32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@cmason32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmason32)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/1 "2003-10-15T04:02:39Z")
[http://stream.qtv.apple.com/qtv/videoc/http/benn001/benn001\_http\_300\_ref.mov](http://stream.qtv.apple.com/qtv/videoc/http/benn001/benn001_http_300_ref.mov) \*You need quicktime to view it. If you don’t have quicktime, you can download it [here](http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/). ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/2 "2003-10-15T04:36:55Z")
Heh heh… that’s one of the Dopers’ favorite clips. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/3 "2003-10-15T05:14:01Z")
I couldn’t enjoy it. I was constantly distracted by the thought that the first woman was going to smash her fingers with that hammer at any moment. ---
**Author:** ![cmason32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@cmason32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmason32)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/4 "2003-10-15T07:08:26Z")
Had this been posted before? If so, I didn’t realize it. Still learning my way around in here. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/5 "2003-10-15T10:55:34Z")
I’ll take one of each! ---
**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/6 "2003-10-15T11:13:43Z")
Harumph! Objectification of women! Irrevereant use of cheap sex! Disgusting! ---
**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/7 "2003-10-15T13:52:58Z")
Spiffy! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/8 "2003-10-15T16:46:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by smiling bandit \* > \*\*Harumph! Objectification of women! Irrevereant use of cheap sex! Disgusting! \*\* Yeah, ain’t it great? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/9 "2003-10-15T17:01:19Z")
I don’t know about buying power tools but I did want to jerk off. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/10 "2003-10-15T19:39:00Z")
Heh-heh… “professional joinery…” ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/11 "2003-10-16T02:12:21Z")
Gotta love the women using the jackhammer and the power breaker. Mmmm. Bouncy 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/12 "2003-10-16T02:18:54Z")
Gotta love the women using the jackhammer and the power breaker. Mmmm. Bouncy 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/13 "2003-10-16T02:23:13Z")
They treat OBJECTS like WOMEN, man! ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/14 "2003-10-16T02:24:20Z")
Damn it, I thought it was going to be the V8 powered chainsaw… Doesn’t make me want to buy a powertool, but it does make me want to have a brisk run around and a cold shower. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-this-doesnt-make-you-want-to-buy-some-powertools-nothing-will/207506/15 "2003-10-16T02:28:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by InternetLegend \* > \*\*I couldn’t enjoy it. I was constantly distracted by the thought that the first woman was going to smash her fingers with that hammer at any moment. \*\* Thanks. Youve ruined it for me. Bastard. (only kidding) My fave is the [what do you call it when there’s two]-tail haired woman.