# If Trump Loses the Election

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 26, 2019, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035 "2019-11-26T23:35:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/1 "2019-11-26T23:35:37Z")

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A facebook post…

We will be at the point of no return, with nowhere to run. We should all be prepared to have a plan, if something goes down , we have plan for our families to meet at certain place and not be separated from them, God forbid. Our freedom as we know it will no loner exist. Is this serious if, Trump does not win. You better believe it is !!!

(with a few [sic]s in there)

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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/2 "2019-11-26T23:37:58Z")

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MAGAfilth will be starting that Civil War, won’t they?

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/3 "2019-11-26T23:41:01Z")

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Lolwut?

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/4 "2019-11-27T00:06:11Z")

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> [@Author\_Balk](#):
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> Our freedom as we know it will no loner exist.

Freedom to do what: own slaves?

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/5 "2019-11-27T00:10:26Z")

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Every election is sky-is-falling. Chicken Little should be in charge of both the DNC and RNC at the same time.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/6 "2019-11-27T00:23:59Z")

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Idiot posts idiotic stuff on Facebook. News at 11.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/7 "2019-11-27T00:49:17Z")

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Sounds like “Ukrainians” stirring up election trouble again. Funded by the Clinton Foundation, no doubt.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/8 "2019-11-27T00:49:55Z")

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> [@Author\_Balk](#):
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> A facebook post…

That’s where i stopped reading.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/9 "2019-11-27T01:17:06Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> That’s where i stopped reading.

Let’s next have a thread about stuff written on the walls of public toilets.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/10 "2019-11-27T01:54:30Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Let’s next have a thread about stuff written on the walls of public toilets.

Unless I’m in Moscow, at least I don’t have to worry about Russian trolls there. The public bathroom stall is a great, useful, relevant community bulletin board! 🆒

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/11 "2019-11-27T02:00:43Z")

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> plan for our families to meet at certain place and _not be separated from them_

The self-awareness is weak in this one…

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/12 "2019-11-27T02:49:32Z")

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_It’ll be the end of the world as they know it  
And I’ll feel fine._

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/13 "2019-11-27T02:51:01Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> The self-awareness is weak in this one…

That suggests the original source is satire.

Yeah I know… Trumpists are hard to tell apart from satire… But it’s a bit too on the nose.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/14 "2019-11-27T02:57:15Z")

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The only FB post like these to disturb me are:

Trump Supporter: “I didn’t vote for Trump because I think he’s a good guy. I want to see DC burn to the ground.”

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/15 "2019-11-27T03:12:05Z")

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> [@Author\_Balk](#):
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> A facebook post…
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> We will be at the point of no return, with nowhere to run. We should all be prepared to have a plan, if something goes down , we have plan for our families to meet at certain place and not be separated from them, God forbid. Our freedom as we know it will no loner exist. Is this serious if, Trump does not win. You better believe it is !!!
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> (with a few [sic]s in there)

The revolution will not be Facebookised.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/16 "2019-11-27T03:35:18Z")

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> [@Author\_Balk](#):
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> A facebook post…
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> We will be at the point of no return, with nowhere to run. We should all be prepared to have a plan, if something goes down , we have plan for our families to meet at certain place and not be separated from them, God forbid. Our freedom as we know it will no loner exist. Is this serious if, Trump does not win. You better believe it is !!!
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> (with a few [sic]s in there)

You’ll be happier when you remove MAGAbots from your news feed. Trust me.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/17 "2019-11-27T04:08:29Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> You’ll be happier when you remove MAGAbots from your news feed. Trust me.

I’m not on social media at all because of them.

But now some of them are coming for Thanksgiving!

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/18 "2019-11-27T04:14:01Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Let’s next have a thread about stuff written on the walls of public toilets.

> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> Unless I’m in Moscow, at least I don’t have to worry about Russian trolls there. The public bathroom stall is a great, useful, relevant community bulletin board! 🆒

_He who writes on outhouse walls  
Rolls his shit in little balls.  
He who reads these words of wit  
Eats the little balls of shit._.

😃

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**Author:** ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/19 "2019-11-27T11:46:57Z")

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I do very little facebook and nothing elsewhere. I unfriended the political facebook people, including siblings. A friend of a friend is one of those Trump people. The OP was a response to something she had. So, this was a friend of a friend of a friend - a complete stranger to me. I checked to see if she was real, and she had some strange things, such as a conspiracy theory about NASA, the new world order and the Antichrist.  
This seem really strange to me, but maybe this is typical and I’m missing out.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/20 "2019-11-27T15:07:48Z")

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Here I sit  
Broken hearted  
Came to shit  
But only farted

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