# If Trump Loses the Election **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 26, 2019, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035 "2019-11-26T23:35:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/21 "2019-11-27T15:47:48Z")
It is pretty common among Evangelical Christians to think Trump is the only thing holding the Evil Satanic Liberals from rounding up and disposing of all Christians (figurative or literally.) It comes straight from the leadership. [Here](https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/11/06/ralph-reed-if-christians-dont-re-elect-trump-they-deserve-to-be-persecuted/) [are](https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/11/05/e-w-jackson-virginias-election-are-a-matter-of-life-or-death-for-churches/) two of the most recent examples. (I didn’t quickly dig up any of the “literally dispose of Christians” ones on my phone, but they are there. They literally believe that Trump is The Chosen One and that Liberals are controlled by demons.) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/22 "2019-11-27T16:11:32Z")
> [@Author\_Balk](#): > > I do very little facebook and nothing elsewhere. And yet, here your are. > [@wguy123](#): > > Here I sit > Broken hearted > Came to shit > But only farted Went outside and took a chance Tried to fart, and shit my pants. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/23 "2019-11-27T16:38:59Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Went outside and took a chance > Tried to fart, and shit my pants. > > ☹ I’ve always loved classic poetry. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/24 "2019-11-27T16:49:35Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > I’ve always loved classic poetry. When you’re readin’ on the 'dope and you pants are foamed like soap Diarrhea! Diarrhea! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/25 "2019-11-27T17:49:14Z")
> [@Author\_Balk](#): > > I do very little facebook and nothing elsewhere. I unfriended the political facebook people, including siblings. A friend of a friend is one of those Trump people. The OP was a response to something she had. So, this was a friend of a friend of a friend - a complete stranger to me. I checked to see if she was real, and she had some strange things, such as a conspiracy theory about NASA, the new world order and the Antichrist. > This seem really strange to me, but maybe this is typical and I’m missing out. Given the size of the U.S. and the virtually-instant speed of internet communications, I’m confident you can easily find literally thousands of Americans who will gladly and eagerly state opinions as nutty as the passage you quoted. It’s as rewarding and difficult an expedition as walking through a major city and looking for litter. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/26 "2019-11-27T18:28:09Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > _He who writes on outhouse walls > Rolls his shit in little balls. > He who reads these words of wit > Eats the little balls of shit._. > > 😃 -Kurt Vonnegut. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/27 "2019-11-27T18:30:08Z")
> [@Author\_Balk](#): > > we have plan for our families to meet at certain place and not be separated from them, Rest assured, the Democratic party doesn’t separate families, nor do they lose children. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/28 "2019-11-27T18:31:04Z")
> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > MAGAfilth will be starting that Civil War, won’t they? That’s what they keep saying. But I don’t think they really have the guts. If they do, the rest of us will see them as traitors and as the Enemy. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/29 "2019-11-27T18:32:07Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Sounds like “Ukrainians” stirring up election trouble again. Funded by the Clinton Foundation, no doubt. or that demon Soros up in Mordor. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/30 "2019-11-27T18:33:40Z")
> [@digs](#): > > I’m not on social media at all because of them. > > But now some of them are coming for Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving was cancelled. There’s a war on Thanksgiving now, just like the war on Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035/31 "2019-11-27T18:34:41Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > _He who writes on outhouse walls > Rolls his shit in little balls. > He who reads these words of wit > Eats the little balls of shit._. > > 😃 For a good time for a good time callllllllll… 867-5309 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-trump-loses-the-election/844035.md?page=1)