If Trump Loses the Election

It is pretty common among Evangelical Christians to think Trump is the only thing holding the Evil Satanic Liberals from rounding up and disposing of all Christians (figurative or literally.) It comes straight from the leadership. Here are two of the most recent examples. (I didn’t quickly dig up any of the “literally dispose of Christians” ones on my phone, but they are there. They literally believe that Trump is The Chosen One and that Liberals are controlled by demons.)

And yet, here your are.

Went outside and took a chance
Tried to fart, and shit my pants.

:frowning:

I’ve always loved classic poetry.

When you’re readin’ on the 'dope
and you pants are foamed like soap
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

Given the size of the U.S. and the virtually-instant speed of internet communications, I’m confident you can easily find literally thousands of Americans who will gladly and eagerly state opinions as nutty as the passage you quoted. It’s as rewarding and difficult an expedition as walking through a major city and looking for litter.

-Kurt Vonnegut.

Rest assured, the Democratic party doesn’t separate families, nor do they lose children.

That’s what they keep saying. But I don’t think they really have the guts. If they do, the rest of us will see them as traitors and as the Enemy.

or that demon Soros up in Mordor.

Thanksgiving was cancelled. There’s a war on Thanksgiving now, just like the war on Christmas.

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