Yes, but his kids will sell Milk Duds for 5 million per.
“The Devil told you that! the Devil told you that!!!”
“…and with that, he stamped his Barker Cap Toe Shoes so hard, that he split down the middle… right in two…!”
~FIN~
It’ll be the best concession speech that you ever heard. (I know that I’ll enjoy it at least.)
I figured out where he “hears” all this stuff.
That thing on his head is whispering in his ears.
This. He won’t concede. Ever.
#HangingChadRevisited
I would predict a concession tweet.
Concede? In his moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.
His concession speech will have the yugest, most sour grapes ever, OK? Believe me.
I wish I thought this will only happen if he wins the popular vote.
If Trump loses, he will give a tantrum and a lawsuit. Probably multiples of each
That sound you hear is the hurried scrabbling of rats’ feet as they scurry to get the next TIE fighter out of here.
I’m not sure either candidate will give a traditional concession speech. The language from the Democratic Party has been just too apocalyptic to just say, “The people have spoken, we are going to approach the Trump administration with a spirit of cooperation” yada yada. We’ll probably get more of a “the people have spoken. The bastards.” type speech from Clinton. Or if not her, Obama reprising his “bitter clingers” in his farewell address.
As for Trump, I think he might have a tantrum on national TV over it. Depends on how bad his loss is. If it’s a huge landslide he’ll probably just go home without saying anything.
At this point, he’s more likely to call for the overthrow of the government than concede.
Well your predictions seem to be justified:
So his confidante is as I’m understanding it saying that Trump should be saying as often as possible that there will be fraud, to set up a bloody revolution if he loses. How close does that come to sedition?
It depends on how badly he loses. If he loses by a mere one or two states in close races, not only will he not give a concession speech, I predict he won’t even concede. He will sue until it works its way through the court system and meanwhile go around calling the elections rigged and probably convincing a fairly significant chunk of Americans that they are indeed rigged and rile millions of people up.
If he loses significantly…maybe a few tweets.
“Crooked Hillary says she beat me. I don’t know anything about her. I never ran for president. Sad!”
Not at all surprising but extremely dangerous. There are millions of people who will refuse to accept the election results, and I bet more than a few republicans in congress go along with the gambit.
You should apply for a job as Trump’s social media manager (lol)
It’s unusual for a Presidential candidate to say it, but it’s been dangerous enough that so many Democrats, some in Congress, have stated that 2000 and 2004 were rigged.
2000 wasn’t “rigged”. There were irregularities in Florida that probably cost Gore the election, but they were the result of ineptitude rather than corruption.
Nor was 2004 - the claims about Diebold were cockamamie conspiracy theories.