# If Tuesday Weld married Fredric March's grandson...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 24, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-tuesday-weld-married-fredric-marchs-grandson/63099 "2001-04-24T04:58:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-tuesday-weld-married-fredric-marchs-grandson/63099/21 "2001-04-26T08:07:27Z")

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My other thought was to match up **ColdFire** and **Silver Fire**. It wouldn’t change anything, but at least you’d get…

[Burl Ives]_ **Silver and Cold…** _[/Burl Ives]

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-tuesday-weld-married-fredric-marchs-grandson/63099/22 "2001-04-26T08:17:25Z")

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I want to marry **Rosebud** so I can be **RedRosebud**

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-tuesday-weld-married-fredric-marchs-grandson/63099/23 "2001-04-26T08:19:42Z")

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If **Persephone** married **Tommy the Cat** you’d have a **PerseCat**.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-tuesday-weld-married-fredric-marchs-grandson/63099/24 "2001-04-26T15:12:38Z")

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An oldie but a goodie …

If Heidi Fleiss married Don Ho she’d be **Heidi Ho**.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-tuesday-weld-married-fredric-marchs-grandson/63099/25 "2001-04-26T17:57:48Z")

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If I married thinksnow, I’d be Annie Xmas-snow. Ho! Ho! Ho!

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