# "If Wales wins, I'll cut my balls off": Rugby fan is true to his word! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 15, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-wales-wins-ill-cut-my-balls-off-rugby-fan-is-true-to-his-word/290159 "2005-02-15T05:37:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TheInterruptingCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9c0ed/32.png) [@TheInterruptingCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheInterruptingCow)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-wales-wins-ill-cut-my-balls-off-rugby-fan-is-true-to-his-word/290159/21 "2005-02-15T20:01:04Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > Yeah, you’d have to have had balls of steel to pull off something like that. Frankly, _pulling_ them off and walking 200 yards would have been even more impressive. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-wales-wins-ill-cut-my-balls-off-rugby-fan-is-true-to-his-word/290159/22 "2005-02-15T20:12:05Z")
The story mentions the possibility of a prosthetic scrotum, but not why the testicles couldn’t be reattached. Unless: > [@](#): > > Staff dialled 999 and put the testicles in a pint glass filled with ice cubes. Okay, I get it. Someone must have accidentally drunk them. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-wales-wins-ill-cut-my-balls-off-rugby-fan-is-true-to-his-word/290159/23 "2005-02-15T21:04:45Z")
\ “Have you ever seen that blue man group?! Total rip off of the smurfs!” \ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-wales-wins-ill-cut-my-balls-off-rugby-fan-is-true-to-his-word/290159/24 "2005-02-15T21:09:15Z")
Damn. Poor guy. I feel for you, man. …Sorry, it’s still kind of funny. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iggy\_popov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@iggy\_popov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iggy_popov)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-wales-wins-ill-cut-my-balls-off-rugby-fan-is-true-to-his-word/290159/25 "2005-02-16T03:19:31Z")
This is the most balls out rugby fan I have ever heard of. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-wales-wins-ill-cut-my-balls-off-rugby-fan-is-true-to-his-word/290159/26 "2005-02-16T06:42:12Z")
When you get brainwashed with stuff like [this](http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/35/), then I guess you’ll bet on anything. ---
**Author:** ![Etherman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Etherman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etherman)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-wales-wins-ill-cut-my-balls-off-rugby-fan-is-true-to-his-word/290159/27 "2005-02-16T07:25:56Z")
It is too bad, I mean it does say he was on medication for mental problems. And everyone could clearly see he’s nuts. sorry, couldn’t resist, yes it’s borrowed ---
**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-wales-wins-ill-cut-my-balls-off-rugby-fan-is-true-to-his-word/290159/28 "2005-02-16T16:20:39Z")
> [@TheInterruptingCow](#): > > Frankly, _pulling_ them off and walking 200 yards would have been even more impressive. [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm) ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-wales-wins-ill-cut-my-balls-off-rugby-fan-is-true-to-his-word/290159/29 "2005-02-16T18:05:50Z")
> [@RandomLetters](#): > > Can someone please give this man a Darwin award. He is one of the few living people who has earned one. I don’t think he’s eligible. Don’t they have rules against children and the proven mentally ill? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-wales-wins-ill-cut-my-balls-off-rugby-fan-is-true-to-his-word/290159.md?page=1)