# If X made an Energy Drink, It would be called Y **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 8, 2011, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-x-made-an-energy-drink-it-would-be-called-y/588302 "2011-07-08T13:17:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-x-made-an-energy-drink-it-would-be-called-y/588302/1 "2011-07-08T13:17:33Z")
If a Noun (Real or Fictional) made and marketed an Energy Drink, what would they call it? * * * If **The Beastie Boys** made an Energy Drink, they would call it **No Sleep Til Brooklyn**. If **The Red Hot Chili Peppers** made an Energy Drink, they would call it **Californi-caffeination**. If **Charlie Sheen** made an Energy Drink, he would call it **Winning**. * * * Add your own. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-x-made-an-energy-drink-it-would-be-called-y/588302/2 "2011-07-08T14:23:17Z")
If Stanley Livingstone made an energy drink, he would call it Jungle Juice. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-x-made-an-energy-drink-it-would-be-called-y/588302/3 "2011-07-08T14:31:17Z")
If the Tolkien estate made an energy drink, it would be called Miruvor. or Orc-Draught, which I think fits better. Nasty things, energy drinks. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-x-made-an-energy-drink-it-would-be-called-y/588302/4 "2011-07-08T14:44:34Z")
Apple Computers.-i! Sherlock Holmes-Deduce ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-x-made-an-energy-drink-it-would-be-called-y/588302/5 "2011-07-08T19:35:33Z")
George Lucas - Jar-Jar Drinks JK Rowling - Professor Doubledose George Carlin - The Seven Additives You Can’t Find in Water Stephen Crane - The Red Bull Of Courage Richard Nixon - Vitamin Watergate ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-x-made-an-energy-drink-it-would-be-called-y/588302/6 "2011-07-08T20:17:39Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Apple Computers.-i! Oh, I like that one. Very creative. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-x-made-an-energy-drink-it-would-be-called-y/588302/7 "2011-07-08T22:56:32Z")
> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#): > > George Carlin - The Seven Additives You Can’t Find in Water Stephen R. Covey : The Seven Additives of highly energized people. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-x-made-an-energy-drink-it-would-be-called-y/588302/8 "2011-07-09T00:12:54Z")
> [@Meeko](#): > > If **Charlie Sheen** made an Energy Drink, he would call it **Winning**. Actually, he’d call it [Tiger Blood](http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-03-11/entertainment/29442695_1_charlie-sheen-tiger-blood-energy-potion). ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-x-made-an-energy-drink-it-would-be-called-y/588302/9 "2011-07-09T05:07:05Z")
If Dexter Morgan made an energy drink, it’d be called **True Blood**. And he’d get in trouble with that other network for it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-x-made-an-energy-drink-it-would-be-called-y/588302/10 "2011-07-09T13:43:42Z")
If Eva Peron made an energy drink, she’d call it Evitamin Drink.