# If you all don’t cease calling me Satan, I will have to sing show tunes. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 4, 2006, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-all-don-t-cease-calling-me-satan-i-will-have-to-sing-show-tunes/371374 "2006-09-04T05:48:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-all-don-t-cease-calling-me-satan-i-will-have-to-sing-show-tunes/371374/41 "2006-09-05T16:14:28Z")
[QUOTE=DocCathode] Sodomy from Meet The Feebles [/QUOTE] The Internet Is For Porn from Avenue Q ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-all-don-t-cease-calling-me-satan-i-will-have-to-sing-show-tunes/371374/42 "2006-09-05T16:50:03Z")
[QUOTE=jayjay] The Internet Is For Porn from Avenue Q [/QUOTE] You beat me to it! 😃 I think that I could work up a pretty good list of songs that I could do. _All That Jazz_ (jazz hands included!) _Oklahoma_ (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKlamhoma! Just for the sheer strength of the open word!) _Don’t Cry For Me Argentina_ (Ditto) Anything from _Mame_ or _Gypsy_ (If I had the voice, I would so do Mamma Rose) _Wouldn’t It Be Lovely_ ( I can work up a cockney accent!) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-all-don-t-cease-calling-me-satan-i-will-have-to-sing-show-tunes/371374/43 "2006-09-05T23:29:29Z")
My set Cool -\* West Side Story\* I Don Quixote - _Man of La Mancha_ She was There and Into the Fire - _The Scarlet Pimpernel_ This Almost was Mine - _South Pacific_ Ol Man River - _Showboat_ Cabaret - _Cabaret_ ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-all-don-t-cease-calling-me-satan-i-will-have-to-sing-show-tunes/371374/44 "2006-09-06T00:10:09Z")
Ooooh, The Pajama Game. I looooove that one. “I’m NOT at all in love, NOT at all in love, not me…” or “Hernando’s Hideaway” How about Grease: “Hopelessly devoted to-o you-oooo-oo-oo-ooo” Or perhaps Guys and Dolls: “LUCK be a lady tonight…” (done Sinatra style, of course, he should have gotten the lead, I don’t care how hot Marlon Brando was!) and “Take back your mink…take back your pearls…what made you think, that I was one of those girls!” And “Confrontation” from Les Miserables. First I would sing Javert’s part, then I’d start over and sing Valjean’s part. It would be epic. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-all-don-t-cease-calling-me-satan-i-will-have-to-sing-show-tunes/371374/45 "2006-09-06T04:51:54Z")
Actually, anything by Sondheim would be appropriate. How about “A Little Priest” from Sweeney Todd? ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-all-don-t-cease-calling-me-satan-i-will-have-to-sing-show-tunes/371374/46 "2006-09-06T17:57:49Z")
At this very minute, somewhere in NYC, a shrink with a secret passion for showtunes is trying not to pee in his pants as an ashen-faced patient recounts having met Satan himself aboard the Number 3 train. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-all-don-t-cease-calling-me-satan-i-will-have-to-sing-show-tunes/371374/47 "2006-09-07T02:37:54Z")
What, no love for _Pippin_? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-all-don-t-cease-calling-me-satan-i-will-have-to-sing-show-tunes/371374.md?page=2)