# If you are carrying water for Donald Trump, even now - especially now - kindly go fuck yourself

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 16, 2017, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710 "2017-05-16T02:20:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/101 "2017-05-16T18:10:54Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> That’s not kind or helpful and you come across as an unhinged potty mouth.

My, my, my. Such delicate conservative sensibilities. It’s so snowflakey it’s almost adorable.

You should do like **Clothy** and start putting people on ignore so you no longer have to be upset by those who don’t do conservative groupthink.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/102 "2017-05-16T18:25:43Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> My, my, my. Such delicate conservative sensibilities. It’s so snowflakey it’s almost adorable.
> 
> You should do like **Clothy** and start putting people on ignore so you no longer have to be upset by those who don’t do conservative groupthink.

I like reading different ideas, even those from the liberal hive-mind. I’m just tsk tsking the potty mouthesque presentation.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/103 "2017-05-16T18:29:06Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> I like reading different ideas, even those from the liberal hive-mind. I’m just tsk tsking the potty mouthesque presentation.

Oh, I see.  
In that case, fuck off.

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/104 "2017-05-16T18:38:35Z")

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He should relax. It’s just locker-room talk, after all.

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/105 "2017-05-16T18:41:50Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Fuck Gary Johnson for being an ignorant buffoon that acted like he didn’t even want the job half the time.

Even Trump didn’t really want the job, and was surprised as shit when he found out that he actually won.

The only candidate that wanted the job was HRC.

If we are lucky Mike Pence will be POTUS, sometime about a year from now.

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**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/106 "2017-05-16T18:46:09Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> I like reading different ideas, even those from the liberal hive-mind. I’m just tsk tsking the potty mouthesque presentation.

**doorhinge** , is that you?

I put forth that we’re all just following the President’s incredible lack of decorum.

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/107 "2017-05-16T19:11:24Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> I like reading different ideas, even those from the liberal hive-mind. I’m just tsk tsking the potty mouthesque presentation.

If you want to get a really good tsk sound, you’ll need to wedge your tongue out of Donald’s ass.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/108 "2017-05-16T19:13:56Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> And this is because crackpots on the Internet are ranting? Uh, okay.
> 
> Regards,  
> Shodan

No, it’s because American citizens are standing up to this administration. You might have missed the largest protest in the history of America? and then the massive protests at the airports and the subsequent legal challenges to his attempt to implement travel restrictions? For more on these topics, read any newspaper in the world.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/109 "2017-05-16T19:20:46Z")

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> [@Omar\_Little](#):
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> Even Trump didn’t really want the job, and was surprised as shit when he found out that he actually won.
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> The only candidate that wanted the job was HRC.
> 
> If we are lucky Mike Pence will be POTUS, sometime about a year from now.

It is really, really sad that being really lucky gets us… \<shudder\> Pence.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/110 "2017-05-16T19:27:19Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> No, it’s because American citizens are standing up to this administration. You might have missed the largest protest in the history of America? and then the massive protests at the airports and the subsequent legal challenges to his attempt to implement travel restrictions? For more on these topics, read any newspaper in the world.

Didn’t happen.  
Fake news.  
Sad.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/111 "2017-05-16T19:40:25Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> …  
> [Moderating]  
> Quoting someone calling a poster a motherfucker so the target can see is also pretty iffy. Don’t do this, either.
> 
> No warnings issued.  
> [/Moderating]

:o

Oddly, I didn’t read all of **Superdude** ’s post, only the part about Clothy not being able to read it. Didn’t even see the M-F word. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Psychopants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Psychopants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psychopants)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/112 "2017-05-16T19:56:35Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Fear is a great motivator.
> 
> Here’s the thing though, and this isn’t really just addressed to you, but what I don’t understand is how the republicans and trump plan to control the electorate.
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> They tapped into a certain anxiety/fear/anger/rage that is an undercurrent in a large swath of society. And that anxiety is based on a failing american dream.  
> People are worried about the future. They are worried that their current job isn’t paying making ends meet. They are worried that they may lose their job. They worry about their health, and the health of their family, and have concerns that if they have a major medical problem, they won’t be able to afford to take care of it. They are worried about the future of their children, and the lack of opportunities they see for them.
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> Most of them are not worried about gay wedding cakes or bathrooms one way or another, few of them actually care about muslims or immigration (except the few who have been convinced that their wages are depressed due to immigration), they care about jobs and economic security for themselves and their family.
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> I can understand forgiving trump’s foibles if you actually believed him when he said he was going to bring back jobs. I can understand giving him a chance to make a better huger healthcare plan that would cost less and give more coverage to everyone.
> 
> What the republicans are not understanding is that this anger didn’t just go away when they channeled it against the liberals to get themselves elected. This anger is still there, still simmering, and it will, until the problems that are causing the anxiety and anger are actually addressed. People who voted for trump because of his promises on healthcare, do you really think that they will continue to support the republicans if they manage to cram through their bill? Do you really think that the people who are waiting for their job to come back will not punish the republicans electorally when those jobs fail to materialize?
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> You point it out yourself, the republicans have managed to take control over pretty much the entire federal govt and most of the state houses. The ball is in your court. What your party does now, with pretty much no obstruction from the democrats is showing your true colors. You have not had this level of power in living memory, so there is quite a bit of the electorate that believes that you will use it for the good of the country, rather than for self promotion and enrichment. The liberals have not managed to disabuse republican supporters of this notion, but what the republicans are doing now just might do it.

this.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/113 "2017-05-16T20:01:56Z")

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> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#):
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> Oh nice, the Libertarian cunts think they are somehow immune from being pieces of shit. The two most disliked candidates square off, the Libertarians nominate the most mainstream ticket imaginable and get considerably more media attention than they ever did before… And still can’t get the votes needed for matching funding.
> 
> Go find a free market and fuck yourself with it.

[Moderating]  
Telling other posters to fuck themselves is a violation of the Pot’s language rules. Please avoid doing this in the future.

No warning issued.  
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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/114 "2017-05-16T20:17:54Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Didn’t happen.  
> Fake news.  
> Sad.

That must be what they tell themselves.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/115 "2017-05-16T20:18:42Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> It is really, really sad that being really lucky gets us… \<shudder\> Pence.

Remember, a couple of years ago, when we thought the possibility of Ted Cruz becoming President was unthinkable? We were so innocent back then.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/116 "2017-05-16T20:52:10Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Oh, I see.  
> In that case, fuck off.

You get a tsk tsk.

And it’s a bit telling that all of the anti-TheDonald people in here are more crude than TheDonald himself.

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**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/117 "2017-05-16T21:01:20Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> You get a tsk tsk.
> 
> And it’s a bit telling that all of the anti-TheDonald people in here are more crude than TheDonald himself.

Awwww, it’s cute. Do you have a link to where you’ve tsktsked **Clothahump** after telling half the posters on the SDMB to fuck off, too?

As far as I know, no poster here has described sexually assaulting women because they can get away with it.

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**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/118 "2017-05-16T21:02:45Z")

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It’s a bit telling that you hold the president of the United States to the same standards as semi-anonymous posters on a message board.

Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/119 "2017-05-16T21:15:34Z")

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> [@Chisquirrel](#):
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> Awwww, it’s cute. Do you have a link to where you’ve tsktsked **Clothahump** after telling half the posters on the SDMB to fuck off, too?
> 
> As far as I know, no poster here has described sexually assaulting women because they can get away with it.

I was going to say this first(and better), but I thought I’d let you have this one. 😃

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/120 "2017-05-16T21:23:19Z")

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> [@Velocity](#):
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> I’ve noticed a difference between the way the political left and right approach this issue - correct me if my observation is off:  
> Many Republicans get upset if someone says they voted Democratic, but won’t care much if someone voted third party or abstained from voting. As long as you didn’t vote for Team Blue, you’re OK.
> 
> Many Democrats, on the other hand, are upset by people\* not voting Democratic, \*period. To them, if someone votes Republican, that’s bad. If someone votes third party, that’s bad. If someone abstains from voting altogether, that’s bad.

There is special circle of hell for people who vote libertarian. Libertarians are Republicans who don’t want to burden themselves with the responsibility for having voted for anyone who ends up with real power, so they vote the lib ticket and think they can bask in smug righteousness.

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