# If you are carrying water for Donald Trump, even now - especially now - kindly go fuck yourself **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 16, 2017, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710 "2017-05-16T02:20:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/121 "2017-05-16T21:29:01Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I was going to say this first(and better), but I thought I’d let you have this one. 😃 Better? I’ll give you first, but **BETTER**? That will be pistols at dawn, my good fellow. Your obedient servant, C. Squirrel ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/122 "2017-05-16T21:32:43Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > I don’t care if you’re trolling YouTube and Yahoo comments sections or are on Fox News. > > I don’t care if you are literally believing bullshit or just trying to rationalize things to make yourself feel better. > > It means nothing to me whether your attempts to stick up for the piece of shit POTUS are motivated by your being a Republican and he’s on your team and it’s oh so fun stiggin’ it to the Libs or are because you identify as an Independent (that’s a whole other “fuck you” really) who somehow only seems to come out of your cave when it is to defend some bullshit Trump has said or done, or even if you’re a supposed Leftist who _still_ feels that HRC was a much worse choice, even after all of the evidence three-plus months has given us. > > I could care less if you attempt intelligent discussion or if you scream obscenities. > > If you feel the need to defend the actions and words that are commonplace in the Trump administration, you are an asshole. If you try and stick up for them, you are a moron. If you attempt to rationalize that they’re not so bad, you are an idiot. > > Everyone who knows you should mock you for the partisan fool that you are, unable to admit that your vote for Trump or not for HRC was the second biggest mistake of your pathetic life (the first, of course, being your refusal to make that admission even now, especially now). > > Trump is terrible. His administration has been one Constitutional crisis after another. There is no defense here. And if you feel the need to advocate for this piece of shit, then you are a piece of shit. Trump GAVE Russia incredibly sensitive intelligence. Freely and willingly and deliberately. Codeword protected intel, related to ISIS. He is a Russian agent, as far as I am concerned, and a traitor. I don’t EVER want to hear any shit about Hillary and emails EVER again. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/123 "2017-05-16T21:33:56Z")
> [@Omar\_Little](#): > > Even Trump didn’t really want the job, and was surprised as shit when he found out that he actually won. > > The only candidate that wanted the job was HRC. > > If we are lucky Mike Pence will be POTUS, sometime about a year from now. In that case we’ll be lucky that Trump is out. Only right wing bigotted so called Christians will be lucky that Pence assumed the position. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/124 "2017-05-16T21:36:11Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Moderating] > Telling other posters to fuck themselves is a violation of the \*\*Pot’s \*\*language rules. Please avoid doing this in the future. > > No warning issued. > [/Moderating] I saw this and I thought “oh, a typo.” But then I though–this typo means that he types this thing out in full every time he posts it. Someone should introduce you to the joys of Ctrl-c, Ctrl-v. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/125 "2017-05-16T22:46:42Z")
[Especially now.](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/16/us/politics/james-comey-trump-flynn-russia-investigation.html) ---
**Author:** ![Beren\_Erchamion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/90ced4/32.png) [@Beren\_Erchamion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beren_Erchamion)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/126 "2017-05-16T22:55:46Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > There is special circle of hell for people who vote libertarian. Libertarians are Republicans who don’t want to burden themselves with the responsibility for having voted for anyone who ends up with real power, so they vote the lib ticket and think they can bask in smug righteousness. There’s also the fact that they support slavery and call it “freedom,” but that’s a different complaint, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/127 "2017-05-16T22:58:02Z")
> [@Sam\_Stone](#): > > No, he’s just a hate-filled prick. My prick is filled with hate at the President of my country, a guy representing me, and doing so in the worst possible ways. An itemized list would take up way too much bandwidth. Have someone not holding water for him explain this to you. Meanwhile, your hate is directed is at a semi-anonymous guy on a message board who has the temerity to point out the emperor has no clothes while you do your best to put some slacks on the fucker, all the while being too big of a pussy to actually commit to one side or the other. Your priorities suck and likely that’s only the beginning of things that you suck at. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/128 "2017-05-16T23:09:14Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > My prick is filled with hate at the President of my country, … This sounds like a bad Chinese to English translation. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/129 "2017-05-16T23:13:09Z")
I hate the guy with every fiber of my being. Which has to include my prick, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/130 "2017-05-16T23:13:53Z")
My spleen explodes with anguish! ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/131 "2017-05-16T23:36:05Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I said the day after Election Day that I had one small crumb of comfort. As bad as the Trump presidency was going to be, at least I wouldn’t have to blame myself for it. I don’t blame\* myself. \*My state went massively for Trump, and I don’t know what could be done about it. I do wish I’d actually campaigned for Democrats running for Congress, though. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/132 "2017-05-16T23:41:57Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > There is special circle of hell for people who vote libertarian. Libertarians are Republicans who don’t want to burden themselves with the responsibility for having voted for anyone who ends up with real power, so they vote the lib ticket and think they can bask in smug righteousness. How do you feel about the people who vote for Stein and Nader? > [@SteveG1](#): > > Trump GAVE Russia incredibly sensitive intelligence. Freely and willingly and deliberately. Codeword protected intel, related to ISIS. > He is a Russian agent, as far as I am concerned, and a traitor. > > I don’t EVER want to hear any shit about Hillary and emails EVER again. Are we at war with Russia? It’s amazing that the Neo-McCarthyites are on the left especially after their ideological forefathers gave Uncle Joe real secrets. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/133 "2017-05-16T23:43:33Z")
> [@Chisquirrel](#): > > Better? I’ll give you first, but **BETTER**? That will be pistols at dawn, my good fellow. > > Your obedient servant, > C. Squirrel There are ten squirrel commandments. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/134 "2017-05-16T23:48:37Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > False equivalence. > > While the wingnuts loved to say Dems considered Obama the second coming, in the real world there was lots of bitching and moaning from the left about how the man was just too darn conservative. Bill Clinton caught the same shit. > > The Democratic Party is renowned for the infighting and disarray. This is really not a “both sides do it” moment. Quoted For Truth and this is from the excellent link posted by Yez Thank You! > [@](#): > > In many ways anti-anti-Trumpism mirrors Donald Trump himself, because at its core there are no fixed values, no respect for constitutional government or ideas of personal character, only a free-floating nihilism cloaked in insult, mockery and bombast. ---
**Author:** ![Beren\_Erchamion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/90ced4/32.png) [@Beren\_Erchamion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beren_Erchamion)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/135 "2017-05-16T23:53:30Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > How do you feel about the people who vote for Stein and Nader? Narcissistic degenerate liars, who call themselves “progressive” but then refuse to do the one thing that would actually count when it comes to helping people. They put their vain sense of purity ahead of the lives of millions of people. "I’m sorry you lost your access to life-saving dialysis, but Hillary just wasn’t progressive enough for me, so what was I supposed to do? > [@](#): > > It’s amazing that the Neo-McCarthyites Try again when you learn what that means; thanks! ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/136 "2017-05-16T23:56:09Z")
> [@Beren\_Erchamion](#): > > Try again when you learn what that means; thanks! It means he is trying to defend espionage and treason. Because it’s Trump (R). It tells me **ALL** I need to know about him. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/137 "2017-05-16T23:58:16Z")
Julius and Ethel Rosenberg got th’ chair. Ya think Trump is gonna get th’ chair? ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/138 "2017-05-17T00:05:36Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Julius and Ethel Rosenberg got th’ chair. Ya think Trump is gonna get th’ chair? Zippy the Pinhead style – I like it! ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/139 "2017-05-17T00:06:46Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > It means he is trying to defend espionage and treason. Because it’s Trump (R). It tells me **ALL** I need to know about him. You don’t even understand what treason is. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710/140 "2017-05-17T00:22:45Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > I’m conservative and still can’t believe we live in the one universe that all other universes used as a political hypothetical. You quoting Marx, octocommie? Trump supporters are commies. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-are-carrying-water-for-donald-trump-even-now-especially-now-kindly-go-fuck-yourself/786710.md?page=8)