# If you can't seem to get any...

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**Created:** [April 17, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-cant-seem-to-get-any/104136 "2002-04-17T14:29:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-cant-seem-to-get-any/104136/1 "2002-04-17T14:29:38Z")

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… maybe you should consider one of [these](http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.html). 😃

Now, my question is, if you have enough disposable income to buy one of these, can you not afford the services of a real live human escort?

And really, if I wanted to stick my dick up the bott of a doll with a vacuous look on his face… I don’t need a doll. That describes just about every guy I’ve ever slept with. 😉

The most creepy part of it all is that a couple of months ago some guy was trying to auction off his **used** RealDoll on eBay.

That’s just… _wrong._

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

- s.e.