# If you could be stuck on an deserted island with 2 dopers, who would they be? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 13, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227 "2003-01-13T02:13:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227/41 "2003-01-14T01:19:34Z")
Definitly racinchikki, there is something about a woman that knows alot about auto racing. And Baker, I am still in wonderment over the afghan she gave me for my Secret Santa gift. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227/42 "2003-01-14T01:26:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mullinator \* > \*\* **BottledBlondeJeanie** , simply based on a thread she started not too long ago. \*\* Gee…Would that be the “painting” thread that **BottledBlondeJeanie** that she posted. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227/43 "2003-01-14T01:33:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*\*\*Banger \*\* I’ll pick you, but you are going to have to fatten up for the stew pot. Donut? > 😃 > > And for my other doper who will survive \*\*Banger \*\* and possible dine on Banger Stew, I pick, (the poor bastard) \*\*Meatros \*\* May God Have Mercy On Your soul \*\* **Shirley Ujest** -I’d share an island and dine on **Banger** stew anytime!😃 **Lord Ashtar** would be fun to watch-he’s told me that if he was on a desert island a la **Cast Away** and he tried to get milk from a coconut and the _rock_ broke, that he would then kill himself out of frusteration. Granted now that I think about it, that’s rather grim…but hey **More stew for the pot**! There’s a silver lining in everything! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227/44 "2003-01-14T01:39:03Z")
**Beagle** frantically searches for the female dopers bitching about their giant breasts thread. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227/45 "2003-01-14T02:36:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beagle \* > \*\ ***Beagle** frantically searches for the female dopers bitching about their giant breasts thread. \*\* I think a certain young Hibernian doper has had that topic cornered and begging for it’s life lately. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227/46 "2003-01-14T03:38:49Z")
Nobody. The food would last three times as long, and I am keen on the idea of self-preservation. As long as there’s internet access, why do I need additional food consumers around? ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227/47 "2003-01-14T06:22:33Z")
I’d probably be perfectly happy with internet access and the Library of Congress. People are so annoying, they always want to talk to you, and they expect you to listen even when you’re in the middle of a book! The noive of them 😛 . If I had no internet access or books, probably **tomndebb** for his innate coolness and sailor abilities and **Meatros** since someone who loves meat that much should be good at scrounging it up. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227/48 "2003-01-14T12:43:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Super Gnat \* > \*\* **Meatros** since someone who loves meat that much should be good at scrounging it up. \*\* Meat is good:D Meat is king:D We have plenty of vict…er…“choices” when it comes to meaty dinners, I’ll be cook’n up Filet Migbricker and Ashtarburgers!😃 Of course, you are going to have to be responsible for the veggies… ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227/49 "2003-01-14T14:19:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cjhoworth \* > \*\* **Libertarian** ’s married, so I wouldn’t feel right picking him without his wife, although he and **vanilla** could be fun. > > CJ \*\* how would we be fun? i got picked!!! ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227/50 "2003-01-14T14:40:34Z")
Thank you **Missy2U** for making my day. If you were not available to accompany me, I would have to choose between **Qadop** , **Poly** , and **Tomndebb.** What fabulous conversations we would have! And **Q** could entertain us by reciting the FotR/S from memory. Speaking of mammary, which one of you has the largest funbags? ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227/51 "2003-01-14T17:55:27Z")
**Vanilla** , after umpteen discussions of religion, not to mention the odd e-mail or two, do you really need to ask? Seriously, I think I’d enjoy your conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227/52 "2003-01-15T02:16:23Z")
I know that I started the thread, but doesnt anyone want me? I once built a car out of toothpicks. I’m thinking Coldfire and…Opalcat. Dont ask me why, They both just happen to be dopers that I wouldnt eat or have sex with. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-be-stuck-on-an-deserted-island-with-2-dopers-who-would-they-be/148227.md?page=2)