If you could be the founder of your own political party...

I’m supposing this is the example of the cracked view Conservatives have of Liberals?

I like 1, and 10.

My spoiler party would be to court the Libertarians.

  1. No minimum wage.
  2. No unions.
  3. No inheritance tax (called the Death Tax by people who don’t understand taxation)
  4. Flat Tax.
  5. No EPA, DEA, FDA, DoE or DHHS.
  6. Universal open carry and concealed carry.
  7. Gold Standard.
  8. For profit prisons and orphanages.
  9. Roads paid for by tolls.
  10. Re-legalization of dueling, indentured servitude and child labor.