# If You Could Choose TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW 's New Name.. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 7, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692 "2008-02-07T16:51:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/81 "2008-02-07T23:13:17Z")
[QUOTE=flurb] **Former Member** [/QUOTE] Or just **Member**. In a change on my usual name suggestion: Polyinitialed Designation. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/82 "2008-02-07T23:43:04Z")
[QUOTE=SmartAleq] \ **Mr. FussyPants** \ [/QUOTE] This gets my vote. Since you’re all hating on Mr. FussyPants, I’ll go on record as saying that I have no problem with him. If he wants to see 40, he probably needs to find a way to not go ballistic quite so regularly, but I still find him entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/83 "2008-02-08T00:01:26Z")
I’ve been reading it as “Turducken” whenever I see his screen name. Probably more creative than he deserves. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/84 "2008-02-08T00:18:21Z")
[QUOTE=flurb] **Former Member** [/QUOTE] Oooh s-nap! (we need a snap emoticon) ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/85 "2008-02-08T00:25:12Z")
You know I always tell my little niece that teasing isn’t nice. I guess this kind of qualifies as teasing. I’m sorry **TLDRETC.** You want a hug? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tool_of_the_Conspiracy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/86 "2008-02-08T00:44:41Z")
[QUOTE=saoirse] > [@Waverly](#): > > Once a tool, always a tool That’s the name I’d pick. [/QUOTE] Hey, I barely know the guy; I don’t want people to think we’re related. I’ll cast another vote for **What’s The Deal With Black People?** , although I don’t recall any threads like that since the name change. I don’t mind having him around. As others have said, it doesn’t take many threads to figure out what kind of poster he is, whether you know his old reputation or not. If you’re not in the mood for that kind of thing, it’s easy to avoid his threads. If you _are_ in the mood, they can be entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/87 "2008-02-08T01:15:16Z")
In honour of one of his more memorable moments of batshit, I propose ‘Steak and Lobster’. ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/88 "2008-02-08T01:20:22Z")
Why don’t we just go all out and name him **The Mother-Flippin Hiphopapotamus** **The Rhymenocerous** **Louis Farrakhan’s (Figurative) Brother** **Onyx Afrikaa N’kwebe** **Steve** **Doctors Won’t Give a Black Man Meds** or **Remix the Dominant Paradigm for Jesus** ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/89 "2008-02-08T01:33:52Z")
[QUOTE=Waverly] I might eventually figure out that this is **an old tool with a new name** , [/QUOTE] Emphasis added. Yet another excellent suggestion. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/90 "2008-02-08T01:54:59Z")
\*\*Tyrone Leroy Darius Raheem Ignatius DaShontay King Jamal Keisha Lesotho Octavius LeBron Fanon Tyson Washington \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/91 "2008-02-08T02:48:32Z")
[QUOTE=I Love Me, Vol. I] Doesn’t **VCO3** mean **“Voltage Controlled Oscillator (number) 3”**?? I always liked that name a bit because I am a sort of former, erstwhile, pseudo, poser, very weak, keyboard player. [/QUOTE] I always read it as **Vice-Chancellor Ozone**. That’s actually not bad at all. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/92 "2008-02-08T02:57:08Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] In honour of one of his more memorable moments of batshit, I propose ‘Steak and Lobster’. [/QUOTE] You mean **Stake and Lobstar**. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/93 "2008-02-08T03:01:27Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] In honour of one of his more memorable moments of batshit, I propose ‘Steak and Lobster’. [/QUOTE] Ooh, I like **Steak and Lobster**!!! But my original vote was going to be **Alphabits**. That’s just plain cute. As far as the name changes: I think there should be a permanent sticky thread where name changes are announced. Perhaps one that only mods/admins can post to to keep it short and focused. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/94 "2008-02-08T03:05:17Z")
[QUOTE=wring **Waverly** the poste I think you referred to was dumb enough to _post again in a thread about her_ under her new name. That was kinda special.[/QUOTE] Special indeed. Good times… ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/95 "2008-02-08T03:07:59Z")
[QUOTE=Waverly] Special indeed. Good times… [/QUOTE] Aww, c’mon–a link or hint for the prurient masses? ---
**Author:** ![ForumBot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/96 "2008-02-08T03:11:34Z")
**VCO-3PO** ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/97 "2008-02-08T03:44:23Z")
[QUOTE=SmartAleq] Aww, c’mon–a link or hint for the prurient masses? [/QUOTE] This is a special moment between me and wring, back off, '05er! ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/98 "2008-02-08T04:04:39Z")
[QUOTE=SmartAleq] Aww, c’mon–a link or hint for the prurient masses? [/QUOTE] Well, it’s not the one that they’re talking about, but the **MizGrand** debacle was pretty recent and along the same lines. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/99 "2008-02-08T04:11:01Z")
[QUOTE=Waverly] This is a special moment between me and wring, back off, '05er! [/QUOTE] Hey, elitist snob, I’d be an '02er if I could’ve remembered the damned email address I originally used! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/100 "2008-02-08T04:14:38Z")
[QUOTE=SmartAleq] Hey, elitist snob, I’d be an '02er if I could’ve remembered the damned email address I originally used! 😛 [/QUOTE] It wasn’t [vco3@hotmail.com](mailto:vco3@hotmail.com)? 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692.md?page=6)