# If You Could Choose TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW 's New Name.. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 7, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692 "2008-02-07T16:51:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/141 "2008-02-09T02:49:00Z")
Actually Jim, I hate to disagree with you and have to side with \*\*fetus \*\* and **VCO3** (I’m not a fan of changed user names), but he’s really correct. - **bigbabysweets2000** ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/142 "2008-02-09T15:19:26Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] OK, I’ve never been a **VCO3** apologist, but _come on_, he _fantasized_ about spitting in someone’s coffee. _Fantasized_ about it. On a fucking Internet MB. Has anyone ever worked in customer service and _not_ wished they could intentionally ruin a customer’s day at least once? [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=bbs2k] Actually Jim, I hate to disagree with you and have to side with \*\*fetus \*\* and **VCO3** (I’m not a fan of changed user names), but he’s really correct. - **bigbabysweets2000** [/QUOTE] You missed one point in my post. I never actually condemned him for it, I just thought that was the \*\*VCO3 \*\* thread that got tossed in his face the most. I was in at least one thread that also involved a lost wedding ring being tossed into the trash. The spitting got brought up by many posters. I don’t waste my time dwelling on his past offenses, in fact I only rarely (for me) get involved in \*\*VCO3 \*\* threads. I thought this one was in good if snarky humor and it appears \*\*VCO3/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW \*\* is okay with it. Jim ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/143 "2008-02-12T06:32:25Z")
What, nobody’s suggested **14 k of g in a f p d** yet? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/144 "2008-02-12T06:42:58Z")
**cochrane** , I’m pretty sure it’s already taken. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/145 "2008-02-12T07:04:04Z")
[QUOTE=cochrane] What, nobody’s suggested **14 k of g in a f p d** yet? 😃 [/QUOTE] I thought someone already took that name. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/146 "2008-02-12T08:51:53Z")
I hadn’t been aware of it. Didn’t recall seeing anyone hereabouts with that name. But if so, my apologies. ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/147 "2008-02-12T13:17:55Z")
[QUOTE=cochrane] I hadn’t been aware of it. Didn’t recall seeing anyone hereabouts with that name. But if so, my apologies. [/QUOTE] I usually have it referenced in my location, which is probably where people see it occasionally. Just to annoy **Leaffan**. Plus I post infrequently enough that people vaguely remember seeing it but don’t remember where. [QUOTE=Antinor01] I know who **TLDR** reminds me of, Belkar from Order of the Stick. He makes a lot of sense when I look at it that way. [/QUOTE] I always picture him as the message board equivalent of the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight from _The Tick_: So he says to me, he says “POSTING CRAZY SHIT IS OKAY IN MY BOOK, HOW ABOUT YOURS?” and I go “YEAH, BABY, YEAH!” ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/148 "2008-02-12T18:46:59Z")
[QUOTE=Borborygmi] I usually have it referenced in my location, which is probably where people see it occasionally. Just to annoy **Leaffan**. Plus I post infrequently enough that people vaguely remember seeing it but don’t remember where. I always picture him as the message board equivalent of the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight from _The Tick_: So he says to me, he says “POSTING CRAZY SHIT IS OKAY IN MY BOOK, HOW ABOUT YOURS?” and I go “YEAH, BABY, YEAH!” [/QUOTE] Hi, I’m also use my location to annoying leaffan. Ahhhh - simple pleasures. ---
**Author:** ![Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tool_of_the_Conspiracy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/149 "2008-02-12T19:34:55Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] You missed one point in my post. I never actually condemned him for it, I just thought that was the \*\*VCO3 \*\* thread that got tossed in his face the most. I was in at least one thread that also involved a lost wedding ring being tossed into the trash. The spitting got brought up by many posters. [/QUOTE] I think those threads may have just been before we got used to him. It’s like Tom Waits’s singing: I gotta wonder, did he get less weird and abrasive, or did I just get more jaded? ---
**Author:** ![Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tool\_of\_the\_Conspiracy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tool_of_the_Conspiracy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/150 "2008-02-12T19:42:43Z")
[QUOTE=Borborygmi] I always picture him as the message board equivalent of the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight from _The Tick_: So he says to me, he says “POSTING CRAZY SHIT IS OKAY IN MY BOOK, HOW ABOUT YOURS?” and I go “YEAH, BABY, YEAH!” [/QUOTE] And so he says, “I don’t like the cut of your jib”, and I go, I says “it’s the only jib I got, baby!” Bad is good, baby! Down with moderators! ---
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/151 "2008-02-12T20:22:09Z")
Just for the record, I have never claimed to or even mentioned spitting in anyone’s coffee, and I defy any poster to provide evidence otherwise. It’s my personal Randi Challenge - I’ll buy the next year’s membership for any poster that can provide evidence of me claiming to have spit in someone’s coffee. It’s a total fabrication made up by other posters. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692/152 "2008-02-12T20:30:28Z")
[QUOTE=Borborygmi] I\I always picture him as the message board equivalent of the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight from _The Tick_: So he says to me, he says “POSTING CRAZY SHIT IS OKAY IN MY BOOK, HOW ABOUT YOURS?” and I go “YEAH, BABY, YEAH!” [/QUOTE] That’s it! I knew there was something familiar about **TLDRetc**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-choose-tldridkjklolftw-s-new-name/436692.md?page=7)