# If you could create three alternate usernames they would be.... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 3, 2009, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196 "2009-02-03T01:53:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/21 "2009-02-03T05:00:53Z")
Fruity Pebbles Lucky Charms All Bran 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/22 "2009-02-03T06:34:27Z")
\*\*Unfair dinkum Pico Metre Crude atoms\*\* None of those fit quite as well as **AllWalker** , though. ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/23 "2009-02-03T07:27:42Z")
**Welcome Conbracos** - a delightfully inexplicable phrase my friend and I once saw on a marquee in Myrtle Beach. I also might shorten it to just **Conbracos** , in an attempt to get someone to say the phrase to me in my introduction thread. **Nutrient Mantis** - I can’t remember which service it was, but an online game server with a random username option dubbed me this years ago. I liked it, and have used it as an alternate online moniker since. **Vegeta McChicken** - this is how I sign my credit card slips for my Bank of America card. Despite having made $1,000+ credit transactions, I have yet to be called on it. I believe I signed that way when I opened the account, so as far as the bank’s concerned, that’s my legal signature. ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/24 "2009-02-03T11:22:47Z")
I’d have ThePosterAbove, TheOP, or AllThePeopleHere, because that would be wonderfully confusing when people responded to my posts. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/25 "2009-02-03T11:28:19Z")
I wansn’t too creative with **Mudshark**. **MrGreenGenes** since it is my e-mail. **Godzilla’s Tacos** is an inside joke, but sounds cool. **SpaceOwl** but my one friend that posted here wants to change her name to that when she starts posting again, so I said she could have it. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/26 "2009-02-03T11:30:35Z")
**Jesus** **Muhammed** **Giant-Sized Man-Thing** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/27 "2009-02-03T11:51:45Z")
**spork!** ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/28 "2009-02-03T12:21:17Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > **BUG on a Bike** > > ‘BUG’ being short for ‘Big Ugly Gaijin’ I have two more, don’t !? **Millionth Monkey** , since I write for a living. This is what I want to name my business if I ever become a freelancer. I realize that the actual thought experiment involves an infinite number of monkeys, but that doesn’t scan nearly as well. I don’t know if I’d want to pick the name of a book or film character, but if I did, I’d go either **Markov Cheney** or **August Personage** , neither of which, I’m surprised to find, have been picked. ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/29 "2009-02-03T12:32:51Z")
**Meatspace Adventurer** : I just thought of it and I liked the sound of it. I think maybe because more and more people seem to spend more of their lives online, the idea of someone that actually does stuff in the real world was appealing. **Sulu the Bionic Hamster** : After a cool character in the _Captain Underpants_ book series, one of my son’s favorites. I have a third pick, I’ll have to think about it. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/30 "2009-02-03T12:52:29Z")
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/31 "2009-02-03T12:58:03Z")
Vera, Chuck, and Dave 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/32 "2009-02-03T13:25:04Z")
**Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy** is an obscure pop reference. **Paintergeist** is my name elsewhere. \*\*Ron Torgelsons Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuk \*\* From KITH. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/33 "2009-02-03T13:43:10Z")
**Crandall Spondular** , of course, three times. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/34 "2009-02-03T14:02:35Z")
**Desperado Carry-On Sansavec** ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/35 "2009-02-03T14:08:14Z")
**Fidez Castro**. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/36 "2009-02-03T14:15:40Z")
**Fidel Castrated.** **Shakespeare’s Monkey Butler** ---
**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/37 "2009-02-03T21:10:05Z")
Amblydoper - Play on amblyope, because I am one. Dan The Man - Everyone calls me this Danimal - Same reason, although I don’t know why (Am I a man, or an animal?) ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/38 "2009-02-03T21:13:02Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > \*\*Mr. Apollo > > Monkey on a Pedestal > > Leonard Adoph Julius\*\* Reasons? **Mr. Apollo** – A Bonzo Dog Band song **Monkey on a Pedestal** – a great line from a song in **The Drowsy Chaperone** **Leonard Adolph Julius** – as others have noted, the first names of Chico, Harpo, and Groucho Marx. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/39 "2009-02-03T21:15:06Z")
**Remedial Polymath** ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/40 "2009-02-03T22:44:18Z")
**Whiskey and Ryan** - Just because **Hondo Botswana** - I had a dream once that I was a punk rock great white hunter who killed giraffes in Africa for some reason, and I woke up and decided that I needed a name for that. Hondo is the name of a shitty cheap electric guitar from Japan that I used to have and Botswana for both the African reference and for the similarity to Jello Biafra’s name. I use this as my name in most video games. I have no idea about the third. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196.md?page=3)