# If you could create three alternate usernames they would be.... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 3, 2009, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196 "2009-02-03T01:53:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/41 "2009-02-03T22:53:48Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > Reasons? > > **Leonard Adolph Julius** – as others have noted, the first names of Chico, Harpo, and Groucho Marx. Ah. I thought it was something to do with dictators, but simply could not think of a dictator called Leonard. ---
**Author:** ![mauxlicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@mauxlicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mauxlicious)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/42 "2009-02-03T22:54:30Z")
**Henry Chinaski** - because of my mild obsession with Charles Bukowski. **A Rude Mechanical** - A reference to Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream. **Slide Away** - The title to my favorite Oasis song. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/43 "2009-02-04T00:05:17Z")
> [@Kat](#): > > **Jalaza Kazone** : to make **twickster** happy I don’t think enough people make my happiness a priority. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alive_At_Both_Ends)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/44 "2009-02-04T00:18:49Z")
\*\*The Prince Was A Brick Crossed Between The Poles Please Leave This Patient Undisturbed \*\* Extra brownie points for anyone who recognises the common theme. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/45 "2009-02-04T04:03:07Z")
\*\*Cyborg Platypus Village Idiot Spoon!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sevastopol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Sevastopol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sevastopol)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/46 "2009-02-04T09:43:23Z")
\*\*Murmansk Archangelsk Vladivostok\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/47 "2009-02-04T10:35:46Z")
\*\*Zombies! At the Window! Zombies! In cunning disguises! Zombies! En jaunty chapeaux!\*\* My Steam player name is **Zombies! [Various themed responses here]**. I’d like to change my SN here to one of the many I’ve used, but I can’t be bothered 😃 I know the french is bad, but the 3rd one is my favourite. Just the mental image of Zombies in Jaunty Hats. ---
**Author:** ![meenie7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7993a0/32.png) [@meenie7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meenie7)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196/48 "2009-02-04T10:44:45Z")
I think if I could have socks, I would like to post as characters from my stories. So: \*\*LimberLinguist \*\*-- for my character Arkady, who speaks five languages and does acrobatics for a hobby, so he can get himself in all sorts of pretzel shapes. **BrokenFromTheFactory** – for my character Ezra. He has some health problems… **BleedingEdge** – for my character Linneah. She…likes to cut things. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-create-three-alternate-usernames-they-would-be/484196.md?page=2)