# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ENC\_Heel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/65b543/32.png) [@ENC\_Heel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENC_Heel)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/1 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")
I just began posting on this board, so I don’t know everyone’s personalities. However, from what I’ve seen, the posters seem like a relatively tight group. If everyone on this board were single/divorced/widowed/uninvolved in real life, who would you want to date? My pick? OpalCat. I think she has a way with words, and I would bet that she’s a good listener. Others? * * * “I never lie, but I don’t always say what I’m thinking.” ENC Heel ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/2 "2000-01-14T19:18:00Z")
Uh-uh. Not touchin’ this one. I will not be responsible for hordes of bereft, heartbroken Dopers throwing themselves under subway trains when I hand them the Icy Mitten. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/3 "2000-01-14T19:20:00Z")
Guess everybody knows ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/4 "2000-01-14T19:25:00Z")
I’ve always been partial to BurnMeUp! * * * If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/5 "2000-01-14T19:26:00Z")
Personality wise, (since I haven’t actually _met_ another straight doper) I always thought it would be cool to know (date? What’s that? I’ve been married 18 years.)PurpleCrackWhore, Michelle, and if I were a a female lesbian, NeuroTrashGrl sounds pretty cool. (I hope I got that last one right) 🙂 Enright3 ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/6 "2000-01-14T19:39:00Z")
> [@](#): > > a female lesbian Of course, beacuse all the **male** lesbians want me. * * * We gladly devour those who would subdue us. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/7 "2000-01-14T19:40:00Z")
Satan, definitely. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/8 "2000-01-14T19:48:00Z")
Ain’t tellin’ ---
**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/9 "2000-01-14T19:54:00Z")
I have a thing for Canadian girls… There are a couple that I know of on this board, but I ain’t going to say which one! ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/10 "2000-01-14T20:10:00Z")
Date? Uhhhhhhh. . . . . How about this, guys I’d like to know better: Omni, Sanibel, Louie, Aura, and others I can’t think of. Sealemon. There are more, I just can’t think of them right now. * * * [Cessandra](http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/miscjunk/profile.html) The Power Of Christ: 2000 years and He hasn’t come yet! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/11 "2000-01-14T20:21:00Z")
In no particular order: TennHippie UncleBeer Omni-not Satan Sealemon WallyM7 CowGod glee There’s a few women too…but we don’t need to go there in this thread. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/12 "2000-01-14T20:22:00Z")
\::::heh heh heh!::::\ * * * **StoryTyler** “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/13 "2000-01-14T20:24:00Z")
Can it be a mix of people? As in, can it be a combination of people? In other words, can I take chunks of people on the board to make the perfect man for me? And if anyone knows that perfect man, will s/he have him call me? * * * Formerly unknown as “Melanie” ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/14 "2000-01-14T20:30:00Z")
I’d choose myself, but only if I thought I would respect myself in the morning. * * * Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_Clinton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Bill\_Clinton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Clinton)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/15 "2000-01-14T20:33:00Z")
Shayna, the woman on the GQ board who asked ‘Why I am so horny’? Athena and Byzantine turned me on with their naked pillow fight. VogueVixen and Stoidela have always intrigued me. Michele sounds cute. The red hair of MissDavis sounds alluring. PurpleCrackwhore sounds easy. I would like to know all about Eve. Sharing an island with MaryAnn sounds fun. As you can tell, I would date most of the women on this board. ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/16 "2000-01-14T20:38:00Z")
[sarcasm]Yeah, but I think a better question would be who on this board would date your sorry ass?[/sarcasm] I’d draw you that goofy smiley with the teeth if I knew how. ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/17 "2000-01-14T20:43:00Z")
Damn! Six pages of naked pillow fights and Byz and I have only ONE endorsement?!? What’s a girl gotta do to get a date around here? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/18 "2000-01-14T20:45:00Z")
MaxTorque. Definitely MaxTorque. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/19 "2000-01-14T20:54:00Z")
But can a nice guy get laid by anyone on this board? ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/20 "2000-01-14T21:06:00Z")
Used’ta could, kunilou. But then I got engaged. * * * [Cessandra](http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/miscjunk/profile.html) The Power Of Christ: 2000 years and He hasn’t come yet! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318.md?page=2)