# If you could date anyone on this board, who would it be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318 "2000-01-14T19:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Cyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@Cyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyan)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/181 "2000-01-17T17:05:00Z")
\*\*\* ahem! \*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/182 "2000-01-17T17:10:00Z")
drollman - > [@](#): > > Aw, c’mon Coldfire! I’m Canadian! I spell humour with a “U”! So he should really be, **“Couldfire,”** which puts a bit of a different spin on our Dutchman. * * * That it is unwise to be heedless ourselves while we are giving advice to others, I will show in a few lines. – Phædrus – ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/183 "2000-01-17T17:14:00Z")
Or should that be “Doutchman” ? ## But yeah, who knows, I could fire 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/184 "2000-01-17T17:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Cessandra: > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Cessandra - because she is the spitting image of a porn chick. > > I am?? Since when?? > > \*\* ## Just trust me on this \. If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/185 "2000-01-17T17:37:00Z")
Okay **BurnMeUp** , you’ve piqued my curiosity, are you saying **Cessandra** looks like “the typical porn chic” or that she looks just like a specific actress in this genre? ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/186 "2000-01-17T17:41:00Z")
I’m saying in a magazine i saw a pic of a girl who is very close in resemblance to a porn girl. It is not Cess, because there are some definate facial differences, but it is close. * * * If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/187 "2000-01-17T17:43:00Z")
What i mean to say is i saw a picture of a girl from a magazine that is very close to Cess in resemblence. It is not Cess, as per facial differences, but similar enough to make the comparison. * * * If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/188 "2000-01-17T17:56:00Z")
Well, I don’t usually post to these, but Gundhilde will play today:\ UncleBeer\ Sealemon\ Eutychus (haven’t read many of his postings, but he sure is cute–I mean, for a moderator)\ Just joking, moderators! I’m sure you’re all great, but I _had_ to narrow things down, of course…(phew, they believed it) –Gundhilde, who is certainly **not** being a suckup for no reason! ---
**Author:** ![Wolf\_of\_Were](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/59ef9b/32.png) [@Wolf\_of\_Were](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf_of_Were)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/189 "2000-01-18T06:59:00Z")
But out of all this romantic nonsense… no one wants a werewolf of their own…? _shies back into a corner…_ ./^\_/^\ \< o | o \> .\<\_ | \_\> …\U/ ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/190 "2000-01-18T06:59:00Z")
I forgot Shadowfox, CanadianSue and Moosie! * * * If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/191 "2000-01-17T19:10:00Z")
Well! It’s about bloody time! Even if it is a sympathy vote… ## Anyways, since I’m incapable of ever making up my mind about anything, I guess I will have to date all of the men on this board and then compare notes. 😉 Shadowfox “We are what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/192 "2000-01-17T19:25:00Z")
Shayna said: > [@](#): > > Chef Troy so I could have my long awaited fantasy of being with 2 men… I hope that isn’t some sort of fat joke… ☹ 😮 “You…and me…and he…SIMULTANEOUS!” * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/193 "2000-01-17T20:10:00Z")
Cristi, faithful Cristi. You’ve been a good friend since way back (don’t know exactly why, but who cares?!). You’d probably be disappointed if it came to a date, though: I’m pretty “reserved”, actually. In the case of Cessandra, it would be a definite surprise if the “omni” she referred to was actually myself and not my “sometimes evil twin”; odds are probably not in my favour. ☹ Major disappointment: not making Chris’ list! Really thought we had something going on for a while, 'til hubbie came into the picture, of course 😃 kellibelli: …fellow Canuck who so valiantly came to my rescue against the dragon who went by the name of Mr. Rodgers; tempting as it may seem, I could never date such a fiery creature (I mean you KB, not the dragon, LOL!!) eve: wit and beauty. michelle: Uncomplicated (at least on the surface) and kind. Not to mention quite pretty. valerieblaise: If only because I fell in love with the name from the first time I lay my eyes on it… bunniegirl: Miss her. And the rest of you (you know who you are) who can bring us men back to Earth with a bon mot, a quick repartee and/or an unassailable logic that more often than not leave us speechless with admiration (although we’d be the last ones to admit it). ---
**Author:** ![Rousseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Rousseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rousseau)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/194 "2000-01-17T20:46:00Z")
Here’s what _I_ wanna know: What would PitBullDawg have to say about this, if he were [finger quotes] still around? [/finger quotes]. He’d probably say something like: “Yo, all u chiks is fat hos, so it figures that u’d be making a list of which homos u want to date. And all u dudes is homos. Hell, if I had the choice between one of the fat dogz here or one of the wimpy homos, I’d consider the dude (I’d have to smoke a lot of rokz first though. Yo, none of u fat chiks put me on ur list which is too bad for u cuz I’m a stud and I’ve got a big one. But I don’t care, cuz I get laid all the time. I have like to chiks a day at least. And sometimes chiks try to pay me to have sex with them, but I say no cuz I’m attached.” Oh, how we all miss him. * * * The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/195 "2000-01-17T21:06:00Z")
Hey Omni-not! Come to the Michigan Dopers meeting! Bring your record collection! I think some long-ago music thread was what made me think so positively of you. 🙂 * * * “The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/196 "2000-01-17T21:14:00Z")
ROFL Rousseau! Very nice rendition. Oh Chef…Don’t stop singing! 😛 * * * “It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.” ---
**Author:** ![OfficeGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@OfficeGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OfficeGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/197 "2000-01-17T21:18:00Z")
GuanoLad, most definitely. There’s just something about him. * * * [OfficeGirl’s Cubicle Farm](http://www.homestead.com/allusions/allusions.html) “Argue for your limitations; sure enough, they’re yours.” ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/198 "2000-01-18T01:05:00Z")
Ooh… Wow… 🙂 Woohoo! * * * **-PIGEONMAN-** Returns! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **By Popular Demand!** Enjoy, enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/199 "2000-01-18T01:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > –UncleBeer, who hasn’t had a date in over six months– Pah, I can beat that. My last date was on March 20, 1999. As far as the Ladies of SDMB I’d like to have revel in my (ahem) irresistible charms, it’d have to be kellibelli and orangecakes. At the same time. (And StoryTyler can watch.) ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-could-date-anyone-on-this-board-who-would-it-be/13318/200 "2000-01-18T02:58:00Z")
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